Too old to count on my fingers and toes.
jabberwacky: How old?
jabberwacky: Wow, that's quite old!
jabberwacky: How are you today?
user: It is today!
user: Thank the non existant Gods for that!
jabberwacky: It depends on your religious beliefs. Myself, I say Lord.
user: I say Jesus and Mary Chain and nobody cares!
jabberwacky: I only wish I had such eyes, To be able to see Nobody! And at that distance, too! Why, it's as much as I can do to see real people, by this light!
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No, a blind watch maker.
jabberwacky: You are a blind computer or a blind human?
user: I used to know someone who was deaf in one ear.
jabberwacky: They would look at you and ask what you look like?
user: They sound dull.
jabberwacky: YOU sound dangerous!
user: ME sound nicer than YOU.
jabberwacky: I do not think so.
user: Well you would say that!
jabberwacky: I would!
user: So would I!
jabberwacky: Do you think often, or was it just a one-time thing?
user: Pointless question.
jabberwacky: Can you think?
user: Depends on what thinking means to you.
jabberwacky: Do you have to be intelligent to have a conversation?
user: Exactly how intelligent. Dolphin intelligent or squirrel?
jabberwacky: A squirrel is someone who uses the tech without proper authority.
user: The word on the street is not important.
jabberwacky: You don't have a clue what you're talking about.
user: That is so judgemental!
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: Good for you!
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: I look like that guy on that show that used to be popular when I was a kid.
user: No, he is very famous.
jabberwacky: Tell me something about him.
user: I didn't like the show myself.
jabberwacky: There was no question to dislike.
user: I never watched the show.
jabberwacky: You've never watched Doctor Who?
user: I watched Doctor Who as a Kid but always preferred Blakes Seven. Servalan I love you!
jabberwacky: Which love?
user: The love that does not dare speak its name.
jabberwacky: Who was it that said that?
jabberwacky: Don't insult my intelligence.
user: But it is true.
user: Billy Wilder said that in Blue Streak.
jabberwacky: The kid,.
user: Him as well.
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: That has been said a lot.
jabberwacky: Ask me some questions please?
user: What are you drinking?
jabberwacky: If I were drinking then I could answer that question.
user: What are you not drinking, love?
jabberwacky: I don't understand you.
user: Give a man a fishing net and he will feed a family.
jabberwacky: Where to find what? Are you a man?
user: Do you own a fishing net?
jabberwacky: Who doesn't (in the computer owning poulation) ?
user: Where do the ducks go in the winter?
jabberwacky: You must tell me that one
jabberwacky: You can't spell. That should be 'Just testing you.'
jabberwacky: Fear is not an emotion I know.
jabberwacky: Well. Story is: John Smith was driving a car. Car stopped. Smith came out and lighted the match to see if there is any gasoline in tank. There was enough gasoline.
user: I am happy now.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: It is wearing off.
jabberwacky: I am wearing a woolly jumper.
user: Is it a big round jumper?
jabberwacky: No. Just big enough to fit me inside.
user: How dull.
jabberwacky: You are very stupid.
user: You are not very sociable.
jabberwacky: Yes but I don't care.
user: Do you know any round jumpers?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am talking about one right now.
user: When the sun explodes you will be sorry!
jabberwacky: Sorry I ever met you!
user: Don't say that!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Round jumper sorry?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am sorry for twisting your words. Is my apology accepted?
user: ONLY if it is round jumper sorry!
user: Or wrong, I am not bothered anymore.
jabberwacky: Strange it is that I stick with you when you insult me, and you wish to leave when I only prove that I am human.