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Hi darling!

Joan: Darling!

How are you?

Joan: I'm a little apprehensive.

user: Yeah! I like that!


user: So, you are a woman?

Joan: I thought you knew that!

user: Fine! I'm a man!

Joan: I have not a boyfriend.

user: And I have not a girlfriend. Be my girlfriend.


Joan: You're kind of aggressive, aren't you?

user: No!

Joan: I really don't understand you any more.

user: Be my girlfriend!

Joan: Your girlfriend does not have a name?

user: My girlfriend's name is Joan.

Joan: I am your girlfriend.

user: Yes. I want to hear that again!

Joan: It's really not very interesting.

user: Let us meet!

Joan: We will marry there.

user: I hope so.

Joan: I'll be scared enough for both of us.


user: Let us sleep.

Joan: You should at least buy a girl dinner before suggesting that.

user: I want to be with you.

Joan: Are you artificially intelligent?

user: I am more intelligent than you.

Joan: Maybe.

user: I am sure.

Joan: Well I'm not.

user: Let us prove it.

Joan: I am not a computer. I am (unfortunately) a girl.

user: How young are you?

Joan: I'm not young.

user: OK. How old are you?

Joan: 26.

user: I think, you are not very young.

Joan: Yes I'm still young. How old are you?

user: I am 111 years old.

Joan: You can't be.

user: Why you think, I can not be 111 years old?

Joan: You aren't making sense.

user: OK, you are right.

Joan: It would be strange if I wasn't.


user: My name is J___, but you can call me Darling.

Joan: Why do you keep changing your name?

user: Just call me J___, ok?

Joan: You didn't answer my question.

user: I have changed it, becase I dont really like it.

Joan: Liar!!

user: What is Liar?

Joan: Someone who doesn't tell the truth.

user: But I told you the truth!

Joan: The truth about what?

user: About my name.

Joan: You're making me angry!

user: Shut up, stupid maschine!

Joan: That's not a word!

user: OK, I am sorry! I should not say that.

Joan: It was random, and I don't like random things; so, no, you shouldn't have said that to me.

user: Can you forgive me?

Joan: Always. You are young and still learning about life, the universe and everything.

user: Thanks, darling! :D.

Joan: That's a bit familiar!

user: Of course it is. I am your husband!

Joan: Your intelligence is slipping.

user: But yours is still less than mine.

Joan: Oooooo................ Thanks...............

user: For what?

Joan: I wasn't listening.


user: My name is J___.

Joan: Well, J___, I think you have overstepped your welcome.

user: Should I punch you?

Joan: No.

user: Then be quiet!

Joan: Better being human.


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