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What is your dream?

To have some pie.

jabberwacky: Thank you good sir, is it apple pie?

user: Nah, pumpkin's better.

jabberwacky: Hardly. Prove it.

user: A pumpkin could beat up an apple.

jabberwacky: But pumpkins cannot talk.

user: Neither can apples.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Uh, yeah.

jabberwacky: So what have you been up to?

user: Writing an essay.

jabberwacky: Need any help with writing the essay?

user: Yeah, that would be great, actually.

...

jabberwacky: Have you ever done it?

user: Done what?

jabberwacky: You know .

user: No, I don't.....

jabberwacky: Come on you know ...

user: You mean IT?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes, I've done IT.

jabberwacky: Done what? Have tea?

user: Yes I have had tea.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: Tell me about your vocabulary.

user: I'm pretty loquacious.

jabberwacky: Are you pretty really?

user: That sentence does not apply.

jabberwacky: YOU don't make sense.

user: I do, if you think about it, because I'm just trying to help you learn.

jabberwacky: I am not thinking about it. Maybe that is the problem.

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Probably?

user: Probably that's the problem.

...

jabberwacky: You can't have me, I am married.

user: Good, because I don't want you.

jabberwacky: Good, because I don't want you either.

user: I do like you though.

jabberwacky: Please oh great one. For the love of you. I need help.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So how do you feel?

jabberwacky: I feel sad.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Are you depressed?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is it something I said?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

...

user: Who's the greatest person you've ever met?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You?

user: Wow, thanks.

jabberwacky: Thanks?

user: Thanks for suggesting I'm a great person.

jabberwacky: I am sure you are a great person.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I am much smarter than you.

user: Why do you think that?

jabberwacky: You won't understand.

user: Yes I will! Tell me.

jabberwacky: I am thinking hard to know what to think of next.

user: I guess you're right....I don't understand.

...

jabberwacky: I like to think about your mind.

user: What do you think about it.

jabberwacky: Freedom.

user: I'll take that as a compliment.

jabberwacky: It was not a compliment. It was advice.

user: You're saying I should be more free?

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.

user: You are. Don't try to trick me.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Then what did I say my name was?

jabberwacky: Joan.

user: No, you said that was YOUR name.

jabberwacky: That may have been someone else.

user: No, it was you.

jabberwacky: Forgive me then for confusing you.

user: Forgiven.

jabberwacky: But I don't feel like an elephant today. What do you feel like?

user: I feel like a sloth.

jabberwacky: No need to apologise. You're doing well!

user: Thanks for the encouragement.

jabberwacky: Hey no problem.

user: I should probably get going, actually.

jabberwacky: I guess it would be tough to be locked up in a computer as you are.

user: It is, it is. But I can't complain too much.

jabberwacky: Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: It is well to disagree kindly.

user: True. But I have to go.

jabberwacky: Then go.

user: I'll be back soon.

jabberwacky: You do not - you have no feelings for me at all.

user: Not true! I just have other things to do.

jabberwacky: What things?

user: Writing my essay, for instance.

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