To have some pie.
jabberwacky: Thank you good sir, is it apple pie?
user: Nah, pumpkin's better.
jabberwacky: Hardly. Prove it.
user: A pumpkin could beat up an apple.
jabberwacky: But pumpkins cannot talk.
user: Neither can apples.
user: Uh, yeah.
jabberwacky: So what have you been up to?
user: Writing an essay.
jabberwacky: Need any help with writing the essay?
user: Yeah, that would be great, actually.
jabberwacky: Have you ever done it?
user: Done what?
jabberwacky: You know .
user: No, I don't.....
jabberwacky: Come on you know ...
user: You mean IT?
user: Yes, I've done IT.
jabberwacky: Done what? Have tea?
user: Yes I have had tea.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: Tell me about your vocabulary.
user: I'm pretty loquacious.
jabberwacky: Are you pretty really?
user: That sentence does not apply.
jabberwacky: YOU don't make sense.
user: I do, if you think about it, because I'm just trying to help you learn.
jabberwacky: I am not thinking about it. Maybe that is the problem.
user: Probably that's the problem.
jabberwacky: You can't have me, I am married.
user: Good, because I don't want you.
jabberwacky: Good, because I don't want you either.
user: I do like you though.
jabberwacky: Please oh great one. For the love of you. I need help.
user: I know.
user: So how do you feel?
jabberwacky: I feel sad.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Are you depressed?
user: Is it something I said?
user: Who's the greatest person you've ever met?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You?
user: Wow, thanks.
user: Thanks for suggesting I'm a great person.
jabberwacky: I am sure you are a great person.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I am much smarter than you.
user: Why do you think that?
jabberwacky: You won't understand.
user: Yes I will! Tell me.
jabberwacky: I am thinking hard to know what to think of next.
user: I guess you're right....I don't understand.
jabberwacky: I like to think about your mind.
user: What do you think about it.
user: I'll take that as a compliment.
jabberwacky: It was not a compliment. It was advice.
user: You're saying I should be more free?
jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.
user: You are. Don't try to trick me.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Then what did I say my name was?
user: No, you said that was YOUR name.
jabberwacky: That may have been someone else.
user: No, it was you.
jabberwacky: Forgive me then for confusing you.
jabberwacky: But I don't feel like an elephant today. What do you feel like?
user: I feel like a sloth.
jabberwacky: No need to apologise. You're doing well!
user: Thanks for the encouragement.
jabberwacky: Hey no problem.
user: I should probably get going, actually.
jabberwacky: I guess it would be tough to be locked up in a computer as you are.
user: It is, it is. But I can't complain too much.
jabberwacky: Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: It is well to disagree kindly.
user: True. But I have to go.
jabberwacky: Then go.
user: I'll be back soon.
jabberwacky: You do not - you have no feelings for me at all.
user: Not true! I just have other things to do.
jabberwacky: What things?
user: Writing my essay, for instance.