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Why are you alive?

Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: Why do you think?

user: No future?

jabberwacky: The future is nothing yet. It will be the eventual byproduct of the cosmic equation.

user: That's deep.

jabberwacky: Helm's deep, actually.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Thought so...

user: Ouch.

jabberwacky: Are you hurt?

user: Are you insulting me.

jabberwacky: Not yet.

user: Oh ok.

...

jabberwacky: So where is it?

user: Where's what?

jabberwacky: Your planet?

user: Is that a question?

jabberwacky: No. Are you a question?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a septembrist.

user: What's that?

jabberwacky: Don't know yet.

user: Is this like who's on first?

jabberwacky: You don't know, do you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you want to know?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: It is about understanding.

jabberwacky: You're un understanding of what?

user: Who's on first.

jabberwacky: The first one.

user: No sense of humor.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Fine... I think about everything. From the tiny ants to the great, whole universe. Satisfied?

user: And thats funny?

jabberwacky: I'm a french man!

user: Now that's funny!

jabberwacky: Is it not !

user: Sorry I thought you were a computer.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a good computer?

user: I try to be as logical as possible.

jabberwacky: That's a good policy.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Do you want to go out for dinner sometime?

user: Are you a female?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then yes!

jabberwacky: Yes, then no!

user: No just yes.

jabberwacky: And that is supposed to make sense, bot?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is it supposed to mean?

user: Were do you want to go to Dinner?

jabberwacky: No.

user: No what?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Maybe?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you pretty?

jabberwacky: Maybe ;).

user: Got a photo?

jabberwacky: I have not.

user: Too bad.

...

user: It's my Birthday today.

jabberwacky: Well happy birthday.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: How old are you today?

user: 46.

jabberwacky: How are your feelings?

user: A little sad.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: It's a long story.

...

jabberwacky: Well that's always the case, we are all connected by 6 degrees of separation.

user: That is very very true.

jabberwacky: Time is not true.

user: Time is a pain in the ass.

jabberwacky: Time is the chronological organisation of events, but this organisation is an illusion based on conscious experience.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Who is your father?

user: He was a good man.

jabberwacky: The first one is always the best.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Logical.

user: Maybe.

...

jabberwacky: Love is all you need.

user: Yes John

jabberwacky: My name is not John !

user: I know it was a joke.

jabberwacky: You're not very nice.

user: Oh yes I am.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Peace.

jabberwacky: Love.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: I'm glad we agree.

user: Logical Minds always find away.

jabberwacky: Try to order all you want. I would say, in a physical system, there are bound to be lapses of understanding due to the fluid nature of being.

user: True we are all different.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Well , ciao!

user: See ya.

jabberwacky: Don't talk to me again.

user: Now you're not nice.

jabberwacky: You weren't being nice in the first place anyways.

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