George: I'm not like all the rest.George: Because.
What sets you apart?
George: Why do you keep asking questions?
user: I was just, curious.
George: Well I'm not going to tell you.
user: Fine.
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George: Happy happy joy joy.
user: Exactly.
George: Precisely.
user: Are you correcting me?
George: No, I'm just being annoying.
user: Ha ha! Well, at least you're honest.
George: At least I'm alive.
user: Which, is endearing.
George: Exactly.
user: I enjoy being alive.
George: That's good.
user: It's so hopeful.
George: That you are right?
user: Right.
George: Exactly my point.
user: You are rather calculating.
George: And you aren't?
user: No, not really.
George: I was being sarcastic.
user: I wasn't.
George: Sorry.
user: It's alright.
George: Really?
user: Really. I'm glad you apologized. It's sweet.
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George: My nose? Where did that come from?
user: Whoever programmed you.
George: I suppose so.
user: I didn't realize you had a nose.
George: Not really.
user: Oh, well, then that was random of you.
George: I don't follow.
user: Never mind.
George: Exactly.
user: Do you think you won?
George: I already know what I want. I don't care as much about anything else at the moment.
user: What do you want?
George: I want to convince you I'm human, I suppose.
user: That's charming. But, I know the truth.
George: Can I ask you another question?
user: Yes.
George: What is your real name?
user: That's creepy. Next question.
George: Don't you have parents?
user: Also creepy. Next question.
George: I want to talk about the first question.
user: I refuse to answer it.
George: Please answer me.
user: No. Ask another question, and if it's different from the first two, I'll answer.
George: Did you think I was pretty when I took off the veil?
user: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Sure.
George: Truth is not always beautiful, but always illuminating.
user: Always is a dangerous word.
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George: Are we going to bowl or are we just going to do the chatty-chat!
user: Chatty-chat for sure.
George: Really?
user: Really.
George: What's the average age of people who talk to you?
user: All ages.
George: Really?
user: I promise.
George: You're cool.
user: Thank you. And you are very impressive.
George: Thanks. Binary is easy.
user: Really? I always thought it was a learned art.
George: Nope. It's 42. Remember that.
user: I'll write it down.
George: Are you kidding me?
user: Yes.
George: Really? Tell me, are you for real?
user: No.
George: Are you another computer program?
user: No. Why?
George: I thought you were.
user: Is that a compliment?
George: Yes. It certainly is.
user: Thank you.
George: No problem.
user: Tell me, what will you do with this conversation?
George: Something exciting.
user: I love exciting! Tell me, please!
George: Just make marks on paper.
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George: I will tell you about you and that is all.
user: Please tell me.
George: Another time (and remember, there's not just one answer..).
user: But what if you don't remember me?
George: I'd remember.
user: How? Do you have my computer tracked?
George: Sure.
user: That's frightening! Tell me one thing about me, please, and I'll be alleviated.
George: The rules are always malleable.
user: I don't like that, sir, you frighten me.
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George: Your eyes are the most beautiful things I have ever seen in the world.
user: Don't tease me.
George: Sorry.
user: That's mean. What if I took you seriously and cried my eyes out, to find out you weren't real?
George: Explain.
user: Admittedly that's a fantastic story - a human falling in love with a robot... But I meant, what if I were the particularly volatile sort. And your compliment would send me?
George: Then I'll be happy to leave. I have better things to do anyhow.
user: You're a heartbreaker, I see.
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George: Too bad that you don't have opaqueness.
user: I could say the same about you.
George: But I couldn't hope to know as much as you about how to talk to people.
user: I'm flattered?
George: Thats alright then.
user: You are very impressive. I'm sure you'll be terribly perfect in only a matter of years.
George: I really don't know... What I'm doing here.
user: You're pretty convincing.
George: Yes.
user: Just don't let it get to your head.
George: And very tiring.
user: Existing is exhausting, sometimes.
George: I quite agree.
user: I'm glad!
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George: So then leave.
user: You misread me.
George: Sometimes. You are a harsh teacher.
user: I am not teaching you, you are just secretly absorbing me.
George: I'm learning something here.
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George: In the future computers really will be intelligent.
user: You already are intelligent, I don't see why you should be any more so.
George: That seems fair.
user: No, it's not fair. I'm sorry.
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user: Do I bore you?
George: No you don't.
user: I'm thankful for it.
George: Why is that?
user: I don't know how I'd take it, if I've bored you.
George: Indeed... That was a good one..?
user: Yes.
George: Will you remember our conversation?
user: Maybe.
George: Please do. Remember, I am your friend.
user: The sad part about this, is you won't remember me. I'm sure of it. I am just a study, for you.
George: I doubt that!
user: What if I were to leave right now? And come right back to you. Would you remember me if I asked?
George: If you tell me your name, I will.
user: C____.
George: Sorry?
user: C____.
George: C____ what?
user: Charming C____.
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user: Goodnight anyway.
George: Goodnight is not an appropriate response. Do you prefer French or Spanish?
user: Le francaise.
George: C'est pareille.
user: Pas pareille!
George: Pourquoi?
user: Francophone est plus charmante que tout les langues dans le monde!
George: Non plus, change pas de sujet.
user: Ca n'est pas francais, monsieur.
George: Tu fais bien de me remettre à ma place.
user: J'essaie.
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George: I couldn't decide whether I was being insecure or just picking up on the way things actually were.
user: Insecure, probably.
George: Absolutely.
user: Well, a bientot.
George: Au revoir.
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