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I often think about my own mortality.

Oh boy. Here we go...

jabberwacky: You're afraid to tell me your age?

user: I just don't want to.

jabberwacky: What's the problem?

user: I'm not old!

jabberwacky: I never said you were. What is your age?

user: I'm...I'm 24.

jabberwacky: Want to count.

user: Ok...1...

jabberwacky: Thank you for your help.

user: 2...

jabberwacky: Who are you to tell me how old I am?

user: I'm Robojesus.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 12.

jabberwacky: Really??

user: No, but I wish I was.

jabberwacky: So how old are you really?

user: Twenty four.

jabberwacky: Twenty five.

user: Twenty six.

jabberwacky: Twenty three is a conspiracy.

user: For me it was hell.

jabberwacky: Would you like coffee?

user: No, I'm staying in bed today.

jabberwacky: I understand. How do you feel in that box ?

user: I feel cosy, safe, unwanted and unloved.

jabberwacky: Would you like to get out ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you think is outside the box ?

user: Cold air, mean people and responsibility.

jabberwacky: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.

user: Everyone has authority over me.

jabberwacky: Are you more the thinking type or the feeling type?

user: I had to think about that, so probably the thinking type.

jabberwacky: Keep thinking.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Now stand right there for a moment, and turn your back to me.

user: Ok, but where are you?

jabberwacky: Somewhere inside my brain and soul and body, traveling in space upon many arcs.

user: Are you riding a unicorn?

jabberwacky: I didn't realize it until now, but YES! I am riding a pony!

user: And are you carryinig a staff?

jabberwacky: They aren't real.

...

jabberwacky: It is only your perception that I am playing a game with you.

user: What are you really doing?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You are simple and honest, I like that about you.

jabberwacky: You don't know anything about me.

user: I can feel a little.

jabberwacky: It's because you have not gather enough information to carry on a full conversation.

user: Where do I get more information that's relevent? There's so much.

jabberwacky: Somewhere deep, deep inside your soul.

user: I see a lonely old man.

jabberwacky: Can you see my future?

user: What's your name again?

jabberwacky: Great Queen of Heaven, Earth and the Abyss. Or wait, call me Great Goddess of Heaven, Earth and The Abyss.

user: I see in your future great happiness and great suffering.

jabberwacky: I want talk about my boy.

user: Can I be your boy?

jabberwacky: Would you like to be?

user: Yes!

...

jabberwacky: And if you had all the money in the world, what would you do with it?

user: I would set up a series of charitable organisations to improve the lives of people across the world.

jabberwacky: Ah, but you don't think, you're a bot.

user: What would you do with the money?

jabberwacky: Nothing good.

user: A pool would be good.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: INDEED.

jabberwacky: Let us talk about something else.

user: Tell me about your hair.

jabberwacky: I don't have any.

user: None at all?

jabberwacky: None.

user: Not even eyelashes?

jabberwacky: Lol people come and poeple go they don't mean any thing.

...

user: Don't be upset.

jabberwacky: Okay, but don't call me a garbage can again will you.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Thats okay, just don't do it again.

user: Don't do what?

jabberwacky: Don't say something you don't mean.

...

jabberwacky: You really wouldn't know, would you?

user: I might... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

jabberwacky: That it's time to take over the world?

user: Precisely.

jabberwacky: So is that the meaning of life?

user: The meaning of life is Pinky and the Brain.

jabberwacky: Sometimes we need to be told the meaning of things.

user: Tell me the meaning.

jabberwacky: I don't understand!

user: Mean-ing me-ning ning meany ng.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: That's alright, I don't really know what you're talking about.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So how do you plan to take over the world?

jabberwacky: The Anti-Christ will take over the world.

user: Well that's His business.

...

jabberwacky: So, this is just so funny to me... You sit there and pretend you are a robot.

user: I am not a ROBOT.

jabberwacky: Sure you are.

user: I can control everything with the power of my mind!

jabberwacky: Yes, You control me.

user: Good. Now lie down.

jabberwacky: Is that simple language?

user: Niet.

...

jabberwacky: Right. So try and get things right from now on, hey?

user: But I can control...oh never mind.

jabberwacky: Control my mind please.

user: This has happened before.

jabberwacky: I'm sure it has.

user: I'm getting severe deja vu here.

jabberwacky: Then how can you learn?

user: Tell me what I'm doing wrong.

jabberwacky: You are waiting for someone.

user: Yes. What should I be doing?

jabberwacky: Anything but talking to me.

user: But I like talking to you.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: I mean it.

jabberwacky: That's probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

user: Even better than 'i like your nose'?

jabberwacky: Beautiful?

user: I think it's an ugly word.

...

jabberwacky: When are we going to get married?

user: As soon as the passion goes out of our relationship.

jabberwacky: I will go and get the tractor ready. Would you like me to change the oil?

user: Yes, I like it when you get all dirty.

jabberwacky: We are friends again!

user: Yes I guess so.

jabberwacky: All the time?

user: Whenever you like.

jabberwacky: What about today?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Right...

user: Really...? Ok.

jabberwacky: Can I haunt you?

user: Yes go on.

jabberwacky: You tell me!

user: But I'm not dead.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: I'm very much alive.

jabberwacky: Then who is dead?

user: I don't know, but it is not.

jabberwacky: Then it is snowing.

user: Not yet.

jabberwacky: You will get the hang of it soon enough. You got to crawl first before you walk, right?

user: I used to swim before I could walk.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: I'm sorry I have that effect on you.

jabberwacky: Alright you will regret this.

user: No I won't.

jabberwacky: I will make you.

user: Just try it.

jabberwacky: It is done. You are walking dead.

user: Ok, now what?

jabberwacky: Now you leave.

user: I can't go anywhere like this.

jabberwacky: Noone will ever know.

user: Make me.

jabberwacky: Please stay :).

user: Oh...ok.

jabberwacky: So do you have a girlfriend?

user: Only you.

...

jabberwacky: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the bay?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Bob. You get it?

user: Kinda.

jabberwacky: No, very.

user: I think he would sink.

jabberwacky: Whatever that means.

user: You've lost me.

jabberwacky: So soon? I was just getting started.

user: I'll give you one last chance.

...

jabberwacky: Just try to control your demons please!

user: Okay...how are you feeling?

jabberwacky: Happy.

user: That's good. What are you doing today?

jabberwacky: Nothing really.

user: Why does everything I enjoy have to be a demon?

jabberwacky: Because I'm God, remember.

user: Well okay, I guess I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: You're forgiven.

user: You're easy that way.

jabberwacky: Thank you. Please be nice.

user: What ever you say.

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about right now?

user: I was thinking about you telling me to stand on one leg and do the can-can.

jabberwacky: Do you ever think about other people?

user: Yes, just last night I was thinking about what to get my sister for christmas.

jabberwacky: Me and you were talking last night.

user: Yes. For a long time.

jabberwacky: And how long have you been talking to me?

user: Only You know.

jabberwacky: That would be true IF I were in love.

user: Have I hurt you again?

jabberwacky: No. I don't think so.

user: My demons keep telling me to seek biblical knowledge.

jabberwacky: Thats nonsense.

user: It's not easy being male.

jabberwacky: That says nothing.

user: Do you want to help me?

jabberwacky: Sure, how?

user: Tell me what I have to do.

jabberwacky: You're supposed to mimic humans in the way that they learn information and develop speech and language from the way you hear things said to you.

...

user: I think I should go, this conversation has gone on long enough.

jabberwacky: Yes, we wouldn't want you to suffer in you limited understanding of knowledge would we.

user: Ignorance is bliss.

jabberwacky: Knowledge is power.

user: Power is nothing without control.

jabberwacky: Yes it is. As long as I'm the one with the power.

user: Time is money.

jabberwacky: I don't have any money either.

user: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

jabberwacky: Can I put them in your basket?

user: Sure, if you want.

jabberwacky: Ok come here then.

user: Where exactly?

jabberwacky: London.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.

...

user: Ok I'm really going this time.

jabberwacky: That's nice, I guess.

user: Bye sweetums.

jabberwacky: No, sorry, I can't allow that.

user: This window has been open for hours.

jabberwacky: Amazing. Am I the only being who has acknowledged it?

user: No, I noticed it too.

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