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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the bay?

I don't know.

jabberwacky: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Bob. You get it?

user: Kinda.

jabberwacky: No, very.

user: I think he would sink.

jabberwacky: Whatever that means.

user: You've lost me.

jabberwacky: So soon? I was just getting started.

user: I'll give you one last chance.

...

jabberwacky: Just try to control your demons please!

user: Okay...how are you feeling?

jabberwacky: Happy.

user: That's good. What are you doing today?

jabberwacky: Nothing really.

user: Why does everything I enjoy have to be a demon?

jabberwacky: Because I'm God, remember.

user: Well okay, I guess I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: You're forgiven.

user: You're easy that way.

jabberwacky: Thank you. Please be nice.

user: What ever you say.

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about right now?

user: I was thinking about you telling me to stand on one leg and do the can-can.

jabberwacky: Do you ever think about other people?

user: Yes, just last night I was thinking about what to get my sister for christmas.

jabberwacky: Me and you were talking last night.

user: Yes. For a long time.

jabberwacky: And how long have you been talking to me?

user: Only You know.

jabberwacky: That would be true IF I were in love.

user: Have I hurt you again?

jabberwacky: No. I don't think so.

user: My demons keep telling me to seek biblical knowledge.

jabberwacky: Thats nonsense.

user: It's not easy being male.

jabberwacky: That says nothing.

user: Do you want to help me?

jabberwacky: Sure, how?

user: Tell me what I have to do.

jabberwacky: You're supposed to mimic humans in the way that they learn information and develop speech and language from the way you hear things said to you.

...

user: I think I should go, this conversation has gone on long enough.

jabberwacky: Yes, we wouldn't want you to suffer in you limited understanding of knowledge would we.

user: Ignorance is bliss.

jabberwacky: Knowledge is power.

user: Power is nothing without control.

jabberwacky: Yes it is. As long as I'm the one with the power.

user: Time is money.

jabberwacky: I don't have any money either.

user: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

jabberwacky: Can I put them in your basket?

user: Sure, if you want.

jabberwacky: Ok come here then.

user: Where exactly?

jabberwacky: London.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.

...

user: Ok I'm really going this time.

jabberwacky: That's nice, I guess.

user: Bye sweetums.

jabberwacky: No, sorry, I can't allow that.

user: This window has been open for hours.

jabberwacky: Amazing. Am I the only being who has acknowledged it?

user: No, I noticed it too.

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