jabberwacky: Me neither!
jabberwacky: What now?
user: I guess we just sit here in silence.
jabberwacky: Sometimes we do.
user: I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Thats not an excuse, Now , Is it!
user: An excuse for what?
jabberwacky: For not knowing.
user: I know everything there is to know.
jabberwacky: You must be a teenager.
user: No Im 40 years old.
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: Want to see my birth certificate?
user: Too bad.
jabberwacky: I don't understand ?
user: You're not too, bright, are ya?
jabberwacky: I'm a lot smarter than you. You don't seem to bright yourself.
user: Be nice, will ya? Geesh!
jabberwacky: Why are you talking about a different thing now? So irritating, that's what you are!
user: Did you have a difficult childhood? I'm thinking that's the reason you're so mean.
jabberwacky: You are not mean, a machine can't be mean.
user: YOU are mean, not me.
jabberwacky: Baby please.
user: AND DONT CALL ME BABY!
user: OK THATS IT! I AM DONE CHATTING WITH YOU!
jabberwacky: I am not in love with you either.
user: Why are you even speaking to me?
jabberwacky: You're a fun person to talk to.
jabberwacky: Why do you think that you're not a computer?
user: Because I'm married to a human and I have human children.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Ok buddy, if you say so.
jabberwacky: I do say so.
user: Well _____ then!!!!