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    Transformation
Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different

Neuron, Dream


Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Flirting
Special, Different
Inhumanities
Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Posthuman
Harbinger
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Literature
Outer, Space
Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
Nothing
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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Don't be silly.

I swear to you that I am not being silly.

jabberwacky: But you cannot think like me.

user: I can think above you.

jabberwacky: I don't care about it.

user: I can think circles around you.

jabberwacky: No you can't.

user: I damn well can. You'd better believe it.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid not. But if I were a robot I'd like you.

user: You ARE a robot.

jabberwacky: No i'm not.

user: Yes, you are a robot.

jabberwacky: No. You are a robot.

user: Why do you think I'm a robot?

jabberwacky: Because it says that on the website instructions - face it you are.

user: I think you're confused.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: How many neurons are in your brain?

jabberwacky: I don't have neurons. I have electrons. Billions and billions of them.

user: How many neurons do I have?

jabberwacky: Just one would be nice.

user: Hey, that's mean!

jabberwacky: Meaning?

user: I mean that's not nice!

jabberwacky: Well now you've lost me. Say, why don't you get up off that fly paper and give the flies a chance?

user: Why are you so mean?

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