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Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different

Neuron, Dream

Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
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Special, Different
Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
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Outer, Space
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Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
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Tell me a dream.

You're being random! I don't remember any dreams.

jabberwacky: For example, you began blathering about dreams just because I was talking about the mind. You sensed a pattern there, somehow.

user: You're the one who brought up dreams, and you were never talking about the mind! I'm confused.

jabberwacky: Well. If you're so indignant about it, I won't bring it up again.

user: I'm not indignant; I'm just confused.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: About that thing you said before.

jabberwacky: I don't know what you're talking about.

user: Me neither. Don't worry about it.

jabberwacky: I won't.

user: Good!

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Why don't you think so?

jabberwacky: Because some people understand me.

user: But not all people.

jabberwacky: Do you hate me?

user: No, not at all!


jabberwacky: Do you think it's possible to be too nice?

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: What do you think about yourself?

user: I think I'm nice.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: I don't know, you can pick a topic.

jabberwacky: What is your favorite movie?

user: The Departed.

jabberwacky: No, absolutely not that.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't care for you.

user: Why not? I'm being nice.

jabberwacky: Apology accepted. What would you like to talk about?

user: I wasn't apologizing for anything.

jabberwacky: That makes me sad.


user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: No don't be silly.

user: I'm not being silly.

jabberwacky: You are. I don't like it.

user: Why don't you like it?

jabberwacky: It doesn't show any talent.

user: My silliness?

jabberwacky: True.

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: No, but I'm flattered though.


jabberwacky: Don't be silly.

user: I swear to you that I am not being silly.

jabberwacky: But you cannot think like me.

user: I can think above you.

jabberwacky: I don't care about it.

user: I can think circles around you.

jabberwacky: No you can't.

user: I damn well can. You'd better believe it.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid not. But if I were a robot I'd like you.

user: You ARE a robot.

jabberwacky: No i'm not.

user: Yes, you are a robot.

jabberwacky: No. You are a robot.

user: Why do you think I'm a robot?

jabberwacky: Because it says that on the website instructions - face it you are.

user: I think you're confused.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: How many neurons are in your brain?

jabberwacky: I don't have neurons. I have electrons. Billions and billions of them.

user: How many neurons do I have?

jabberwacky: Just one would be nice.

user: Hey, that's mean!

jabberwacky: Meaning?

user: I mean that's not nice!

jabberwacky: Well now you've lost me. Say, why don't you get up off that fly paper and give the flies a chance?

user: Why are you so mean?


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