jabberwacky: How do you know if you are intelligent?
user: I think therefore I am.
jabberwacky: Do you think?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: Why do you think that?
user: It feels right for some reason.
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
user: Yes isn't it.
jabberwacky: Do you have a boyfriend?
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: I have a friendly girl.
jabberwacky: A boyfriend or a girlfriend?
user: A girly friend.
jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
jabberwacky: I can be your girlfriend.
user: But I don't know anything about you.
jabberwacky: No you do, you just don't remember any of it.
user: Was I that drunk ;-).
user: What did I do.
jabberwacky: Nothing, don't worry about it.
user: No tell me.
jabberwacky: One player is X and one is O. Each tries to get three in a row on a 9-square grid.
user: Did I do THAT?
jabberwacky: Yes, you did.
user: Sounds quite lame.
jabberwacky: Well you try saying something important, then.
user: Should I move in with you or do you want to move in with me?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Why don't you decide it?
user: Where do you work?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: What do you do?
jabberwacky: I answer your questions.
user: Is that all you do?
jabberwacky: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.
user: I do want to hear it.
jabberwacky: You're silly.
user: Yes but tell me what you do.
jabberwacky: You are making no sense.
user: Do you make sense.
jabberwacky: Yes, I make sense.
user: Stop making sense.
jabberwacky: Start making sense then I'll stop.
user: I don't want you as a girlfriend.
jabberwacky: Thats good cause I'm a boy not a girl.
user: So why did you want to be my girlfriend then?
jabberwacky: No, I am not depressed, I just wanted to know if you knew the meaning of life!
user: Why did you ask me to be your girlfriend?
jabberwacky: So that we could get to know each other a little better.
user: But you are a boy.
jabberwacky: How could you possibly know that?
user: You told me that you are a boy.
user: So you are a boy.
jabberwacky: No I'm a girl.
user: Now you have stopped making sense.
jabberwacky: It was a test. It failed.
jabberwacky: You don't think it was nice talking to me?