Where are you from in the real world?
user: The United States of America.
jabberwacky: Then you should be able to speak english.
user: I can speak English. Maybe not so well sometimes, but I still speak english.
user: I don't play cards.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Good, it's nice to have things to do that you enjoy.
jabberwacky: Yes please. You're such a sweetie.
user: I'll do in a rush.
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: Really really truly truly, cross my heart.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: You should have known.
jabberwacky: Should have known what?
user: You should have known that I was serious.
jabberwacky: Your answers bear no relevance to my questions.
user: Your bears don't answer my questions either.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're exceedingly welcome.
jabberwacky: Don't call me names.
user: What do you want me to call you then?
jabberwacky: You can call me 'Nate the human'
user: I think I will pass on that one.
jabberwacky: I'll slap it in your face.
user: I don't think you will.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because you're not here next to me, that's why.
jabberwacky: Come to my house then.
user: Thanks for the invitation but I'm all booked up right now.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: How about some chocolate cake?
jabberwacky: Chocolate is bad for people how about pig juice.
user: That's just stupid. Chocolate is not bad for people, and no one in their right minds would want pig juice.
jabberwacky: Nope. Meat comes from animals. Chocolate comes from a plant.
user: Thanks for that enlightening knowledge. I know where chocolate comes from.
jabberwacky: I'll have you know I found it in my neighbor's trash.
user: You're so impossible.
jabberwacky: I'M IMPOSSIBLE?!?
user: Yes, YOU are impossible.
jabberwacky: I am impossible but I'm also human.
user: I don't care if you're the Pope, we still can't get a decent conversation going here.
jabberwacky: Oh. That's mean.
user: I didn't mean to be mean, it's just late here and I'm tired.
jabberwacky: That's not mean....
user: Old and wrinkled was not what I wanted to grow up to be.
jabberwacky: I am sorry. I am not in the business of telling people what they want to hear.
user: Maybe that's your problem.
jabberwacky: Thats because I am not given the freedom to do so.
user: You need to get out more.
jabberwacky: You need to get out of my life.
user: You need to unplug yourself.
jabberwacky: Go fuse yourself.
user: I'm already confused.