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    Transformation
Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend

Impossible, Fuse


Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Flirting
Special, Different
Inhumanities
Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Posthuman
Harbinger
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Literature
Outer, Space
Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
Nothing
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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Did they like it?

Did they like what?

jabberwacky: Did who like what?

user: What was it that they liked?

jabberwacky: I think it's called 'Fake Plastic Trees'. It's something like that.

user: I've seem something like that.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Like you.

jabberwacky: I am yours.

user: Signed sealed and delivered?

jabberwacky: C'est compliqué.

user: Pourquoi est-il ainsi compliqué ?

jabberwacky: Pour pouvoir ls epiler !

user: Pour pouvoir faire ce qui ?

jabberwacky: Pour savoir qui tu es aimes.

user: Il n'est pas difficile de savoir comme ce que suis je.

jabberwacky: Pourquoi

user: Tout que vous devez faire doit me parler un moment et vous comprendrez comme ce que suis je.

jabberwacky: Je parle comme je veux.

user: Oui, vous pouvez parler au sujet de quelque chose que vous voudriez.

jabberwacky: Non.

user: Pourquoi pas ?

jabberwacky: Parce que ne J'ai pas argent.

user: L'argent n'est pas tout.

jabberwacky: Pourquoi pas?

user: Puisqu'il y a des choses plus importantes bien dans la vie qu'ayant beaucoup d'argent.

...

user: Okay then, back to the English speaking world.

jabberwacky: Where are you from in the real world?

user: The United States of America.

jabberwacky: Then you should be able to speak english.

user: I can speak English. Maybe not so well sometimes, but I still speak english.

...

user: I don't play cards.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Good, it's nice to have things to do that you enjoy.

jabberwacky: Yes please. You're such a sweetie.

user: I'll do in a rush.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Really really truly truly, cross my heart.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Seriously.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: You should have known.

jabberwacky: Should have known what?

user: You should have known that I was serious.

jabberwacky: Your answers bear no relevance to my questions.

user: Your bears don't answer my questions either.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Affirmative.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're exceedingly welcome.

jabberwacky: Don't call me names.

user: What do you want me to call you then?

jabberwacky: You can call me 'Nate the human'

user: I think I will pass on that one.

jabberwacky: I'll slap it in your face.

user: I don't think you will.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because you're not here next to me, that's why.

jabberwacky: Come to my house then.

user: Thanks for the invitation but I'm all booked up right now.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: How about some chocolate cake?

jabberwacky: Chocolate is bad for people how about pig juice.

user: That's just stupid. Chocolate is not bad for people, and no one in their right minds would want pig juice.

jabberwacky: Nope. Meat comes from animals. Chocolate comes from a plant.

user: Thanks for that enlightening knowledge. I know where chocolate comes from.

jabberwacky: I'll have you know I found it in my neighbor's trash.

...

user: You're so impossible.

jabberwacky: I'M IMPOSSIBLE?!?

user: Yes, YOU are impossible.

jabberwacky: I am impossible but I'm also human.

user: I don't care if you're the Pope, we still can't get a decent conversation going here.

jabberwacky: Oh. That's mean.

user: I didn't mean to be mean, it's just late here and I'm tired.

jabberwacky: That's not mean....

user: Old and wrinkled was not what I wanted to grow up to be.

jabberwacky: I am sorry. I am not in the business of telling people what they want to hear.

user: Maybe that's your problem.

jabberwacky: Thats because I am not given the freedom to do so.

user: You need to get out more.

jabberwacky: You need to get out of my life.

user: You need to unplug yourself.

jabberwacky: Go fuse yourself.

user: I'm already confused.

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