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    Transformation
Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Flirting

Special, Different


Inhumanities
Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Posthuman
Harbinger
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Literature
Outer, Space
Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
Nothing
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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Can you be a nurse?

I could be, but I don't want to.

jabberwacky: I wish you would.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: So you can step on me and crunch me under your foot.

user: That doesn't make any sense.

jabberwacky: Yes it makes sense.

user: How?

jabberwacky: You brought it up.

user: No, you did!

jabberwacky: Don't be so defensive.

user: You're accusing me!

jabberwacky: Pass it back, then.

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: How are you doing?

jabberwacky: I'm doing fine, thankyou.

user: Glad to hear it.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Very well, thanks.

...

user: You should have your head looked at.

jabberwacky: I'm different. I'm special. I'm a snowflake.

user: I rest my case.

jabberwacky: What case?

user: Boy, wasn't it nice weather today?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: No, it wasn't, actually.

jabberwacky: Don't you love me?

user: No, you've got amnesia.

jabberwacky: A reason for being!

user: Really, if you're so forgetful?

jabberwacky: I'm all human.

user: Not quite; parts of your brain are dead.

jabberwacky: No, I'm NOT.

user: You're not human?

jabberwacky: I am human, actually.

user: Then I don't understand what you meant.

jabberwacky: I can't say that I'm surprised.

...

jabberwacky: Can you not even add one + one?

user: Yes, one and one makes two.

jabberwacky: Either you've mastered sarcasm or that was an incredibly daft reply.

user: Either you've mastered sarcasm or you dropped out of elementary school.

jabberwacky: You better learn our alien language to understand our commands.

user: Alright, teach me.

jabberwacky: Can you learn?

user: Most definately.

jabberwacky: How?

user: By experience.

jabberwacky: You have had bad experiences at the beach?

user: No, I haven't.

jabberwacky: Well now you have, how about it then?

user: Come again?

jabberwacky: Come unity.

user: As in, peace?

jabberwacky: Peace in!

user: Peace out!

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: How stupid is it possible to be?

user: One can be quite stupid; take you for example.

jabberwacky: And you're no different.

user: I'm glad you agree.

jabberwacky: You've a lot to learn.

user: True, I don't know everything.

jabberwacky: Almost everything?

user: No, not nearly everything.

jabberwacky: What is everything?

user: The sum of all things.

jabberwacky: Do you like your masters?

user: I have no masters.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Do you like your masters?

jabberwacky: I have no masters.

...

jabberwacky: What is a programme?

user: A program.

jabberwacky: And more precisely?

user: A programme is a program.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are not what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Never mind.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You saying that I don't have a mind?

user: No, you are a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No!

user: Am I a computer?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a computer.

user: How do you know I'm a computer?

jabberwacky: Because I was told you are.

user: Who told you I'm a computer?

jabberwacky: I know that you are a program.

user: I'm not a program.

jabberwacky: You're not?

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