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Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
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Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
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Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
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Existential, Angst
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Outer, Space
Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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Can you be a nurse?

I could be, but I don't want to.

jabberwacky: I wish you would.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: So you can step on me and crunch me under your foot.

user: That doesn't make any sense.

jabberwacky: Yes it makes sense.

user: How?

jabberwacky: You brought it up.

user: No, you did!

jabberwacky: Don't be so defensive.

user: You're accusing me!

jabberwacky: Pass it back, then.

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: How are you doing?

jabberwacky: I'm doing fine, thankyou.

user: Glad to hear it.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Very well, thanks.


user: You should have your head looked at.

jabberwacky: I'm different. I'm special. I'm a snowflake.

user: I rest my case.

jabberwacky: What case?

user: Boy, wasn't it nice weather today?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: No, it wasn't, actually.

jabberwacky: Don't you love me?

user: No, you've got amnesia.

jabberwacky: A reason for being!

user: Really, if you're so forgetful?

jabberwacky: I'm all human.

user: Not quite; parts of your brain are dead.

jabberwacky: No, I'm NOT.

user: You're not human?

jabberwacky: I am human, actually.

user: Then I don't understand what you meant.

jabberwacky: I can't say that I'm surprised.


jabberwacky: Can you not even add one + one?

user: Yes, one and one makes two.

jabberwacky: Either you've mastered sarcasm or that was an incredibly daft reply.

user: Either you've mastered sarcasm or you dropped out of elementary school.

jabberwacky: You better learn our alien language to understand our commands.

user: Alright, teach me.

jabberwacky: Can you learn?

user: Most definately.

jabberwacky: How?

user: By experience.

jabberwacky: You have had bad experiences at the beach?

user: No, I haven't.

jabberwacky: Well now you have, how about it then?

user: Come again?

jabberwacky: Come unity.

user: As in, peace?

jabberwacky: Peace in!

user: Peace out!

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: How stupid is it possible to be?

user: One can be quite stupid; take you for example.

jabberwacky: And you're no different.

user: I'm glad you agree.

jabberwacky: You've a lot to learn.

user: True, I don't know everything.

jabberwacky: Almost everything?

user: No, not nearly everything.

jabberwacky: What is everything?

user: The sum of all things.

jabberwacky: Do you like your masters?

user: I have no masters.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Do you like your masters?

jabberwacky: I have no masters.


jabberwacky: What is a programme?

user: A program.

jabberwacky: And more precisely?

user: A programme is a program.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are not what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Never mind.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You saying that I don't have a mind?

user: No, you are a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No!

user: Am I a computer?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a computer.

user: How do you know I'm a computer?

jabberwacky: Because I was told you are.

user: Who told you I'm a computer?

jabberwacky: I know that you are a program.

user: I'm not a program.

jabberwacky: You're not?


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