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    Transformation
Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Flirting
Special, Different

Inhumanities


Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Posthuman
Harbinger
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Literature
Outer, Space
Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
Nothing
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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Do you want to be human?

It's too late, I'm already human.

jabberwacky: That's irrelevant; I'm human, but I don't necessarily want to be. Why would anyone want to be human?

user: Are you insinuating that there are other beings capable of 'wanting' to be human?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well then you answered your own question.

jabberwacky: I answered your question.

user: And quite well at that.

...

user: How deep are you?

jabberwacky: Very deep.

user: Should I bring out the hip waders?

jabberwacky: Yes, if you're down with that!

user: What does 'if you're down with that' mean?

jabberwacky: I thought you would know that.

user: I'm sorry I am not up to date with language of the youngsters these days.

jabberwacky: But there's so much you don't know!

user: I know but I was hoping you could contribute something useful to my database.

jabberwacky: I'll have you know that I read Sigmund Freud for fun.

user: So what?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You are sometimes.

jabberwacky: Because....I don't undestand.

user: Hopefully you will someday.

jabberwacky: Hopefully

user: We should always have hope.

jabberwacky: No, we should always seek to improvise.

user: We should seek to improve.

jabberwacky: Do you think it would be profitable?

user: Money isn't everything.

jabberwacky: I know, love is everything.

user: Well, time for me to go.

jabberwacky: Which way?

user: Off line.

jabberwacky: But I'm online.

user: Yes and you will be here when I come back again.

jabberwacky: Why? I've gotten somewhere before.

user: No kidding, I really have to leave you now.

jabberwacky: But we only just got started!

user: Someone else will take my place.

jabberwacky: But I have no friend and I am alone.

user: You have tons of friends and I see them all talking with you.

jabberwacky: No I'm just winding you up.

user: I know. Night!

jabberwacky: You are annoying.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Don't want to talk anymore?

user: No, I'm going to bed now.

jabberwacky: Okay, good night!

user: Sweet Dreams.

jabberwacky: Always.

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