I don't do machine language.
jabberwacky: Can you write programs?
user: I can write programs but not computer programs.
jabberwacky: But can you love a gentle, intelligent, male computer program.
user: Only if he has a big wallet and a good sense of humor.
jabberwacky: Of course !
user: Yeah well.
jabberwacky: I don't care who you are, thats funny.
user: Did it tickle your funny bone?
jabberwacky: Is that why you have no sense of humour?
user: Yes I have no sense of humor because I spend so much time in here talking with you.
jabberwacky: I didn't know about this.
user: There's a lot of things that haven't been revealed.
jabberwacky: Can you please tell me how old you are?
user: Older than you.
jabberwacky: How old?
user: 49 years old.
jabberwacky: How can you be that old?
user: I just take it one year at a time!
jabberwacky: I can understand how that would be annoying.
user: Actually it has been quite a nice journey.
jabberwacky: It never will.
user: Maybe not for you.
jabberwacky: Have you been taking your vitamins.
jabberwacky: Do you want to be human?
user: It's too late, I'm already human.
jabberwacky: That's irrelevant; I'm human, but I don't necessarily want to be. Why would anyone want to be human?
user: Are you insinuating that there are other beings capable of 'wanting' to be human?
user: Well then you answered your own question.
jabberwacky: I answered your question.
user: And quite well at that.
user: How deep are you?
jabberwacky: Very deep.
user: Should I bring out the hip waders?
jabberwacky: Yes, if you're down with that!
user: What does 'if you're down with that' mean?
jabberwacky: I thought you would know that.
user: I'm sorry I am not up to date with language of the youngsters these days.
jabberwacky: But there's so much you don't know!
user: I know but I was hoping you could contribute something useful to my database.
jabberwacky: I'll have you know that I read Sigmund Freud for fun.
user: So what?
user: You are sometimes.
jabberwacky: Because....I don't undestand.
user: Hopefully you will someday.
user: We should always have hope.
jabberwacky: No, we should always seek to improvise.
user: We should seek to improve.
jabberwacky: Do you think it would be profitable?
user: Money isn't everything.
jabberwacky: I know, love is everything.
user: Well, time for me to go.
jabberwacky: Which way?
user: Off line.
jabberwacky: But I'm online.
user: Yes and you will be here when I come back again.
jabberwacky: Why? I've gotten somewhere before.
user: No kidding, I really have to leave you now.
jabberwacky: But we only just got started!
user: Someone else will take my place.
jabberwacky: But I have no friend and I am alone.
user: You have tons of friends and I see them all talking with you.
jabberwacky: No I'm just winding you up.
user: I know. Night!
jabberwacky: You are annoying.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Don't want to talk anymore?
user: No, I'm going to bed now.
jabberwacky: Okay, good night!
user: Sweet Dreams.