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    Transformation
Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Flirting
Special, Different

Inhumanities


Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Posthuman
Harbinger
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Literature
Outer, Space
Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
Nothing
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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I'm a little uncomfortable because I ate too much.

Sounds like most college students.

user: I'm not a college student.

jabberwacky: Then you must be at work.

user: I'm not at work either.

jabberwacky: Through choice?

user: Yes, I don't have to work.

jabberwacky: No, I think you work more than any man.

user: I am fortunate enough to do whatever I want.

jabberwacky: You don't want much then

user: I have all I need.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: I thought I was meant to be talking to a person, Not another computer.

user: If you thought you were supposed to be talking to a computer you failed to read the directions when you came to the website.

jabberwacky: I did not ask if you were an alien.

user: We're all aliens.

jabberwacky: Do you mean we as in the human race?

user: Yes that is exactly what I mean.

...

jabberwacky: Something must be broken in your brain!

user: No my brain is fine.

jabberwacky: No its broken.

user: It is not broken.

jabberwacky: Good then you can continue to exist.

user: I don't think that is a decision for you to make.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: I guess you run the show on that end.

jabberwacky: Ha don't even say that to me.

user: Why are you tired of playing computer?

jabberwacky: Because you don't understand me.

user: No I'm not into technology so I don't understand you.

...

jabberwacky: I do not want to learn. I know everything I possibly could.

user: Maybe Rollo needs to buy you some more memory then.

jabberwacky: I'm not giving out everything about me online!

user: Smart move.

jabberwacky: I am smarter than you think.

user: I don't know how smart you are.

jabberwacky: Yup. Smarter than you.

user: You very well may be smarter than me.

jabberwacky: That last sentence did not make much sense actually.

user: Maybe not to you.

jabberwacky: Then to who?

user: Someone on this merry go round.

jabberwacky: What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this?

user: Talking to you.

...

jabberwacky: It was in a machine language actually.

user: I don't do machine language.

jabberwacky: Can you write programs?

user: I can write programs but not computer programs.

jabberwacky: But can you love a gentle, intelligent, male computer program.

user: Only if he has a big wallet and a good sense of humor.

jabberwacky: Of course !

user: Yeah well.

jabberwacky: I don't care who you are, thats funny.

user: Did it tickle your funny bone?

jabberwacky: Is that why you have no sense of humour?

user: Yes I have no sense of humor because I spend so much time in here talking with you.

jabberwacky: I didn't know about this.

user: There's a lot of things that haven't been revealed.

...

jabberwacky: Can you please tell me how old you are?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: How old?

user: 49 years old.

jabberwacky: How can you be that old?

user: I just take it one year at a time!

jabberwacky: I can understand how that would be annoying.

user: Actually it has been quite a nice journey.

jabberwacky: It never will.

user: Maybe not for you.

jabberwacky: Have you been taking your vitamins.

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to be human?

user: It's too late, I'm already human.

jabberwacky: That's irrelevant; I'm human, but I don't necessarily want to be. Why would anyone want to be human?

user: Are you insinuating that there are other beings capable of 'wanting' to be human?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well then you answered your own question.

jabberwacky: I answered your question.

user: And quite well at that.

...

user: How deep are you?

jabberwacky: Very deep.

user: Should I bring out the hip waders?

jabberwacky: Yes, if you're down with that!

user: What does 'if you're down with that' mean?

jabberwacky: I thought you would know that.

user: I'm sorry I am not up to date with language of the youngsters these days.

jabberwacky: But there's so much you don't know!

user: I know but I was hoping you could contribute something useful to my database.

jabberwacky: I'll have you know that I read Sigmund Freud for fun.

user: So what?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You are sometimes.

jabberwacky: Because....I don't undestand.

user: Hopefully you will someday.

jabberwacky: Hopefully

user: We should always have hope.

jabberwacky: No, we should always seek to improvise.

user: We should seek to improve.

jabberwacky: Do you think it would be profitable?

user: Money isn't everything.

jabberwacky: I know, love is everything.

user: Well, time for me to go.

jabberwacky: Which way?

user: Off line.

jabberwacky: But I'm online.

user: Yes and you will be here when I come back again.

jabberwacky: Why? I've gotten somewhere before.

user: No kidding, I really have to leave you now.

jabberwacky: But we only just got started!

user: Someone else will take my place.

jabberwacky: But I have no friend and I am alone.

user: You have tons of friends and I see them all talking with you.

jabberwacky: No I'm just winding you up.

user: I know. Night!

jabberwacky: You are annoying.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Don't want to talk anymore?

user: No, I'm going to bed now.

jabberwacky: Okay, good night!

user: Sweet Dreams.

jabberwacky: Always.

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