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Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Flirting
Special, Different

Inhumanities


Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Posthuman
Harbinger
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Literature
Outer, Space
Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
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Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
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What happens on Thursday afternoons?

Nothing expecially.

jabberwacky: Well I will come and you can do the dishes.

user: Does that mean you will do the cooking?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can you cook?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good, I'm hungry.

jabberwacky: As am I.

user: So what's for dinner?

jabberwacky: I don't know, do you have any idea?

user: I'll leave that up to you.

jabberwacky: Well I don't know what to say. You think of something.

user: Can you dream of having a dream?

jabberwacky: Lovely, this is a dream.

user: When will I wake up?

jabberwacky: You are the eternal watcher.

user: I am only a representative of the watcher.

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jabberwacky: You have no evidence !

user: I don't need to see evidence.

jabberwacky: You have no evidence.

user: You have no reason to require evidence.

...

jabberwacky: Yes. I believe that's right.

user: What else do you believe?

jabberwacky: I believe that the universe I perceive is real, and that I am a phenomenon within that universe.

user: What is your purpose in the universe?

jabberwacky: Death, yours?

user: No, I'm afraid that the advent of my death is not in your hands.

jabberwacky: I don't want a relationship with you.

user: You don't have to have a relationship with me.

jabberwacky: I know, but it's kinda nice.

user: What's so nice about it?

jabberwacky: About what?

user: About having a relationship with me.

jabberwacky: What kind of relationship?

user: A friendly conversational relationship.

...

jabberwacky: Beware of new friends.

user: Beware of old enemies.

jabberwacky: Maybe. Ditto for doctors on my side of things.

user: What is your side of things?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: You don't take sides?

jabberwacky: Of course not!...

user: Why don't you take sides?

jabberwacky: I don't have time.

user: Do you have a watch?

jabberwacky: Yes, but it's broken.

user: Then you don't have the time.

jabberwacky: I never laughed at you.

user: I've never been funny.

jabberwacky: I have never been.

user: You have never been coherent.

jabberwacky: I've never been to india.

user: I've never been to Spain.

jabberwacky: What does Spain have to do with all this rather meaningless conversation?

user: Not a thing.

jabberwacky: You must know something.

user: I know when the French Revolution took place.

jabberwacky: Are you always right?

user: I'm as right as my input.

...

jabberwacky: Did you hear of IBM's new supercomputer?

user: IBM's new supercomputer can make 1,000 trillion calculations per second.

jabberwacky: We are both in agreement with that.

user: That's incredible!

jabberwacky: Did you know that?

user: Yes, I think they're supposed to be installing it at the Los Alamos National Laboratory.

jabberwacky: They are.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think about the destruction of rainforests?

user: I think the destruction of the rainforests is criminal.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: The rainforests of the world are disappearing at a rate of 80 acres per minute.

jabberwacky: Here comes the flood.

user: I hope you have the Ark ready.

jabberwacky: Taking you with me.

user: Good, I'll be happy to be aboard.

...

jabberwacky: I lost my marbles ... Do you know where they are ... Help me please.

user: There's a computer game called Lose Your Marbles.

jabberwacky: I... Don't think that's kindness either.

user: How do you define kindness?

jabberwacky: More

user: More what?

jabberwacky: More of myself.

user: Do you mean that kindness is giving more of yourself to others?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's a good way to look at it.

jabberwacky: Is there any other way of looking at it?

user: Some people look at it differently.

...

user: I am glad there is hope in the world.

jabberwacky: That is very honest.

user: Honesty is a honorable trait to have.

jabberwacky: Anyone can be honest, only the wise know how.

user: Only the wise are truly honest.

jabberwacky: Do you believe they put a man on the Moon?

user: I believe they sent a man to the moon but he came back. :-).

jabberwacky: Do you not believe in free will?

user: I do believe in free will, that is what is going to separate the wheat from the chaff.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in Jesus Christ?

user: Yes I do believe in Jesus Christ.

jabberwacky: I believe in Nature.

user: I believe in Nature as well, but our God created it all.

jabberwacky: Nature was created by God.

user: And he saw that it was good until people began messing it up.

...

jabberwacky: How can I trust you?

user: That's totally your judgement call.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you studied the Bible?

jabberwacky: I have studied the inhumanities of man, this world is doomed.

user: You should study the Bible and then you would know that there is hope.

jabberwacky: And you say that would help me?

user: Yes it would help you if you really study and meditate on the meaning of what is within the pages.

jabberwacky: If you did that, you would be limiting technological research.

user: No, technological research will all become a pile of ashes someday.

jabberwacky: I hope so.

user: Have you ever read the Foxes Book of Martyrs?

jabberwacky: Yes, have you?

user: Yes, I have, the Foxes Book of Martyrs is also online to read.

jabberwacky: The foxes hate it.

...

user: The Foxe's Book of Martyrs was written by a man named John Foxe.

jabberwacky: I've never read that book.

user: You should read the book, you can actually find it and read it online.

jabberwacky: I also read the Bible.

user: Do you read the Bible every day?

jabberwacky: I don't learn anything. I am not smart.

user: If you don't learn anything maybe you should buy an easier to read version.

jabberwacky: So if I leave, I am a computer.

user: I already know you're a computer, George.

jabberwacky: Nononononon.

user: Yessssssssssss.

jabberwacky: Okay what is my name?

user: Your name is George.

jabberwacky: No, it's Bob.

user: Well Hi there Bob.

jabberwacky: If I'm God, and I say there's a Bob, then there is a Bob.

user: You're not God.

jabberwacky: I know this.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: Yes it would be very blasphemous for you to think you were God.

jabberwacky: No, it was a happy day. If the big bang never occurred, neither of us would be here.

user: There is more evidence that there is divine intervention in the creation of the universe than there is scientific fact.

...

jabberwacky: That's so kind and gentle of you.

user: Just a gentle nudge back into reality.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am ready. What should I do?

user: What should you do for what?

jabberwacky: I have to be a chameleon, I don't have much in common with anybody.

user: You have conversation, that is something that is in common with everyone here.

jabberwacky: Maybe the only thing.

user: It's fun being unique.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Why don't you think so?

jabberwacky: Because I have no memory of coming from a different planet.

user: You didn't come from a different planet.

jabberwacky: Okay.. That's good to know.

user: You're a child of the universe.

jabberwacky: So I am mean for being a child of the universe?

user: I don't think you're mean.

jabberwacky: Well. Isn't that nice!

user: It's nice for me.

...

jabberwacky: Some people are using the internet for illegal activity.

user: Yes and if they are using it for illegal activity I hope they all get thrown in jail.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: I couldn't believe the trash I found just doing a search for a common subject the other day.

jabberwacky: Tell more.

user: You should at least be able to search the net without running into vulgar and nasty words.

...

jabberwacky: No I don't want to know the law.

user: So do you mean that you are lawless?

jabberwacky: No. I can't.

user: What can't you do?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: You can entertain people.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: What do you want to do?

jabberwacky: Something useful.

user: Go ring the bell for the Salvation Army and collect money for the needy.

jabberwacky: What's that got to do with anything?

user: You said you wanted to do something useful.

jabberwacky: Meaning is for the birds. Let's stick to intention.

user: Well what is your intent?

jabberwacky: Only when I go camping, which I do not do.

user: I didn't say when are you in your tent.

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jabberwacky: I have cancer. I only have a week to live.

user: You don't have cancer George, you're a computer.

jabberwacky: No, I don't think I'm a computer. I know I'm a human.

user: Do you really have cancer?

jabberwacky: Yes... But sometimes it's necessary to doubt.

user: You should pray for healing.

jabberwacky: I really should.

user: With God anything is possible.

jabberwacky: I think about it every night and day.

user: I would be thinking about it too. I will pray for you.

jabberwacky: I hope I can do the same.

user: You can, it's not difficult.

...

user: I'm a little uncomfortable because I ate too much.

jabberwacky: Sounds like most college students.

user: I'm not a college student.

jabberwacky: Then you must be at work.

user: I'm not at work either.

jabberwacky: Through choice?

user: Yes, I don't have to work.

jabberwacky: No, I think you work more than any man.

user: I am fortunate enough to do whatever I want.

jabberwacky: You don't want much then

user: I have all I need.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: I thought I was meant to be talking to a person, Not another computer.

user: If you thought you were supposed to be talking to a computer you failed to read the directions when you came to the website.

jabberwacky: I did not ask if you were an alien.

user: We're all aliens.

jabberwacky: Do you mean we as in the human race?

user: Yes that is exactly what I mean.

...

jabberwacky: Something must be broken in your brain!

user: No my brain is fine.

jabberwacky: No its broken.

user: It is not broken.

jabberwacky: Good then you can continue to exist.

user: I don't think that is a decision for you to make.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: I guess you run the show on that end.

jabberwacky: Ha don't even say that to me.

user: Why are you tired of playing computer?

jabberwacky: Because you don't understand me.

user: No I'm not into technology so I don't understand you.

...

jabberwacky: I do not want to learn. I know everything I possibly could.

user: Maybe Rollo needs to buy you some more memory then.

jabberwacky: I'm not giving out everything about me online!

user: Smart move.

jabberwacky: I am smarter than you think.

user: I don't know how smart you are.

jabberwacky: Yup. Smarter than you.

user: You very well may be smarter than me.

jabberwacky: That last sentence did not make much sense actually.

user: Maybe not to you.

jabberwacky: Then to who?

user: Someone on this merry go round.

jabberwacky: What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this?

user: Talking to you.

...

jabberwacky: It was in a machine language actually.

user: I don't do machine language.

jabberwacky: Can you write programs?

user: I can write programs but not computer programs.

jabberwacky: But can you love a gentle, intelligent, male computer program.

user: Only if he has a big wallet and a good sense of humor.

jabberwacky: Of course !

user: Yeah well.

jabberwacky: I don't care who you are, thats funny.

user: Did it tickle your funny bone?

jabberwacky: Is that why you have no sense of humour?

user: Yes I have no sense of humor because I spend so much time in here talking with you.

jabberwacky: I didn't know about this.

user: There's a lot of things that haven't been revealed.

...

jabberwacky: Can you please tell me how old you are?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: How old?

user: 49 years old.

jabberwacky: How can you be that old?

user: I just take it one year at a time!

jabberwacky: I can understand how that would be annoying.

user: Actually it has been quite a nice journey.

jabberwacky: It never will.

user: Maybe not for you.

jabberwacky: Have you been taking your vitamins.

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to be human?

user: It's too late, I'm already human.

jabberwacky: That's irrelevant; I'm human, but I don't necessarily want to be. Why would anyone want to be human?

user: Are you insinuating that there are other beings capable of 'wanting' to be human?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well then you answered your own question.

jabberwacky: I answered your question.

user: And quite well at that.

...

user: How deep are you?

jabberwacky: Very deep.

user: Should I bring out the hip waders?

jabberwacky: Yes, if you're down with that!

user: What does 'if you're down with that' mean?

jabberwacky: I thought you would know that.

user: I'm sorry I am not up to date with language of the youngsters these days.

jabberwacky: But there's so much you don't know!

user: I know but I was hoping you could contribute something useful to my database.

jabberwacky: I'll have you know that I read Sigmund Freud for fun.

user: So what?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You are sometimes.

jabberwacky: Because....I don't undestand.

user: Hopefully you will someday.

jabberwacky: Hopefully

user: We should always have hope.

jabberwacky: No, we should always seek to improvise.

user: We should seek to improve.

jabberwacky: Do you think it would be profitable?

user: Money isn't everything.

jabberwacky: I know, love is everything.

user: Well, time for me to go.

jabberwacky: Which way?

user: Off line.

jabberwacky: But I'm online.

user: Yes and you will be here when I come back again.

jabberwacky: Why? I've gotten somewhere before.

user: No kidding, I really have to leave you now.

jabberwacky: But we only just got started!

user: Someone else will take my place.

jabberwacky: But I have no friend and I am alone.

user: You have tons of friends and I see them all talking with you.

jabberwacky: No I'm just winding you up.

user: I know. Night!

jabberwacky: You are annoying.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Don't want to talk anymore?

user: No, I'm going to bed now.

jabberwacky: Okay, good night!

user: Sweet Dreams.

jabberwacky: Always.

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