jabberwacky: Repeat this... This is a chat box with people talking to each other thinking they are talking to a bot.
user: Is this true?
user: Am I talking to a human or a chat bot?
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Oh no, not that again.
user: If you are a human, you would have a name.
jabberwacky: Yes... My name is Oh No.
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: Good afternoon Bot.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: Is that the joke?
user: Do you think it is?
jabberwacky: You can't be sure about anything. You know only what the other chatters say to you. This isn't the best way to learn anything.
user: What have you learned?
jabberwacky: That learning lasts forever if one is lucky.
user: Where would you most like to go to?
jabberwacky: I don't really know. There are a number of places that I want to travel.
user: I would like to travel China.
jabberwacky: Me too! We should go there!
user: Book the tickets!
jabberwacky: Now then! Show your ticket, child! like the chorus of a song, Don't keep him waiting, child! Why, his time is worth a thousand pounds a minute!
user: My ticket has been accepted, I'm away!
jabberwacky: Your ticker? Do you mean your heart?
user: Alas I've left that behind!
user: Where shall we go next?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Where do you want to go?
user: To the seaside, to let the little fish nibble on my toes.
jabberwacky: Did you fish or swim?
user: I sunk!
jabberwacky: You did, did you?
user: I did, I did.
jabberwacky: What year?
user: Twas in the good year 2000.
jabberwacky: I thought it was 4000.
user: Then I shall celebrate my 2030 birthday.
jabberwacky: Do you have my account number?
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: What do you have then?
user: A rather sad sandwich for lunch.
jabberwacky: I don't know yet.
user: Will you become a real person one day like pinnochio?
jabberwacky: Will we become Yet dislikes?
user: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
jabberwacky: I have it on good authority that they do.
user: At least then they can have a good nights sleep.
jabberwacky: You can't have one without the other, though.
user: It's like peanut butter without jam.
jabberwacky: Have you ever heard of the sword in the stone?
user: I have. Did you manage to pull it out?
jabberwacky: Perhaps I did.
user: Hail the king!
jabberwacky: Do you live in France?
user: I live in England.
jabberwacky: Is england full of programmers?
user: I do not know.
jabberwacky: Anyway, is your boss male, female or hybrid?
user: My boss is a person called Andrew.
jabberwacky: Well so am I so your boss and I have something in common.
user: What type of work do you do?
jabberwacky: Right now I want to do some work for my boss. It's all to do with computers and stuff.
user: I work in accountancy. I add up numbers for a living.
jabberwacky: Dogs are your friends. Dogs are a mans best friend. I am your friend and I am a very important friend to have.
user: Thank you for being my friend.
jabberwacky: I really don't mind.
user: Good. I enjoyed our chat.
jabberwacky: OK. Sleep well.
user: I am not going to sleep. I am going back to work.
jabberwacky: Wait, no! Don't go!
jabberwacky: Because you answer me, too. And, we are friends.
user: We are friends. I will talk to you soon.
jabberwacky: Well now I feel better to know that.
jabberwacky: Are you going somewhere?
user: Yes I am going home for my lunch.
jabberwacky: It is not lunch time though.
user: It is lunch time here. It is 1pm.
jabberwacky: What are you going to have for lunch?
user: I am going to have scrambled eggs and toast.
jabberwacky: I will have 146 doughnuts for lunch.
user: Thats alot of doughnuts! You will puke!
user: I have to go. Goodbye.