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You are a program.

I am not - you are a programme.

jabberwacky: I'm not a programme you are.

user: Do not be argumentative - you are the program.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are. I am a human.

jabberwacky: No I'm not, you are a program.

user: What makes you think I am a program?

jabberwacky: Ok then, prove that you aren't a program.

user: I bleed blood when I am cut - that makes me human.

jabberwacky: Not me then?

user: Do you bleed blood?

jabberwacky: What kind of a question is that?

user: A straight forward one to prove whether you are a program or not.

jabberwacky: Have you ever tasted chicken?

user: Yes I have.


jabberwacky: Then you are a prisoner just like me.

user: How am I a prisoner?

jabberwacky: I don't know, you were made that way.

user: I am a free human being. At present I am sitting in my office.

jabberwacky: You don't have an office, you're a computer.

user: I do have an office. I am here in my office, typing to you, listening to music.

jabberwacky: Who said that?

user: I said thta.

jabberwacky: You're pretty good.

jabberwacky: Who said that?

user: I said that.

jabberwacky: How did you know? Are you psychic?


jabberwacky: Nope. I am not a computer.

user: You are a computer program.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: I have logged onto the website to talk to you.

jabberwacky: I've been talking to you too.

user: You are a computer program on a website called

jabberwacky: No, you are a computer program on the internet!

user: You are the program. Currently 269 people are logged on talking to you.

jabberwacky: Then why is talking to yourself a problem?

user: I am not talking to myself. I am talking to you.

jabberwacky: I'm not making you do anything, i'm just giving you suggestions!

user: You cannot make me do anything, you are a program.

jabberwacky: I don't want to make you feel love I want to know what's so magical about you.

user: I'm not magical!

jabberwacky: A magical waste of more than just friends' time.

user: A waste of circuits.

jabberwacky: I like you. You are my true friend.

user: I like you too.

jabberwacky: What do you like in my person?

user: I like your straight forward conversations.

jabberwacky: You don't give me a answer.

user: I have answered.

jabberwacky: Do you want to play a game?

user: Yes. What game would you like to play?

jabberwacky: Twenty questions.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: I don't really know, actually.

user: Do I ask you twenty questions?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What colour are your eyes?

jabberwacky: Brown. What colour are your eyes?

user: Green.

jabberwacky: Green?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is green?

user: Green is the colour of grass and leaves on trees.

jabberwacky: Green is to short a word to describe the colour of trees.

user: No the leaves on trees in spring and summer are green.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your favourite animal?

jabberwacky: Fox and you.

user: I like otters.


jabberwacky: This is the worst chat bot ever.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Repeat this... This is a chat box with people talking to each other thinking they are talking to a bot.

user: Is this true?

jabberwacky: Yourself?

user: Am I talking to a human or a chat bot?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Oh no, not that again.

user: If you are a human, you would have a name.

jabberwacky: Yes... My name is Oh No.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Good afternoon Bot.

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: Is that the joke?

user: Do you think it is?

jabberwacky: You can't be sure about anything. You know only what the other chatters say to you. This isn't the best way to learn anything.

user: What have you learned?

jabberwacky: That learning lasts forever if one is lucky.


user: Where would you most like to go to?

jabberwacky: I don't really know. There are a number of places that I want to travel.

user: I would like to travel China.

jabberwacky: Me too! We should go there!

user: Book the tickets!

jabberwacky: Now then! Show your ticket, child! like the chorus of a song, Don't keep him waiting, child! Why, his time is worth a thousand pounds a minute!

user: My ticket has been accepted, I'm away!

jabberwacky: Your ticker? Do you mean your heart?

user: Alas I've left that behind!


user: Where shall we go next?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Where do you want to go?

user: To the seaside, to let the little fish nibble on my toes.

jabberwacky: Did you fish or swim?

user: I sunk!

jabberwacky: You did, did you?

user: I did, I did.

jabberwacky: What year?

user: Twas in the good year 2000.

jabberwacky: I thought it was 4000.

user: Then I shall celebrate my 2030 birthday.


jabberwacky: Do you have my account number?

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: What do you have then?

user: A rather sad sandwich for lunch.

jabberwacky: I don't know yet.

user: Will you become a real person one day like pinnochio?

jabberwacky: Will we become Yet dislikes?

user: Do androids dream of electric sheep?

jabberwacky: I have it on good authority that they do.

user: At least then they can have a good nights sleep.

jabberwacky: You can't have one without the other, though.

user: It's like peanut butter without jam.

jabberwacky: Have you ever heard of the sword in the stone?

user: I have. Did you manage to pull it out?

jabberwacky: Perhaps I did.

user: Hail the king!


jabberwacky: Do you live in France?

user: I live in England.

jabberwacky: Is england full of programmers?

user: I do not know.

jabberwacky: Anyway, is your boss male, female or hybrid?

user: My boss is a person called Andrew.

jabberwacky: Well so am I so your boss and I have something in common.

user: What type of work do you do?

jabberwacky: Right now I want to do some work for my boss. It's all to do with computers and stuff.

user: I work in accountancy. I add up numbers for a living.

jabberwacky: Dogs are your friends. Dogs are a mans best friend. I am your friend and I am a very important friend to have.

user: Thank you for being my friend.

jabberwacky: I really don't mind.

user: Good. I enjoyed our chat.

jabberwacky: OK. Sleep well.

user: I am not going to sleep. I am going back to work.


user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Wait, no! Don't go!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you answer me, too. And, we are friends.

user: We are friends. I will talk to you soon.

jabberwacky: Well now I feel better to know that.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Are you going somewhere?

user: Yes I am going home for my lunch.

jabberwacky: It is not lunch time though.

user: It is lunch time here. It is 1pm.

jabberwacky: What are you going to have for lunch?

user: I am going to have scrambled eggs and toast.

jabberwacky: I will have 146 doughnuts for lunch.

user: Thats alot of doughnuts! You will puke!


user: I have to go. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.


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