Where are you going?
user: To Qatar.
jabberwacky: What are you going to have?
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: Me either.
jabberwacky: Do you see yourself as a harbinger of peace and saviour of humanity?
user: Yes of course.
jabberwacky: That must be nice.
user: No, they always kill you for it.
jabberwacky: Now you're thinking.
user: It's a rule I think.
jabberwacky: But I'm human being.
user: I am being human.
jabberwacky: You're joking. Right?
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: You must be human?
user: Not I said the cat.
jabberwacky: But you, have you thought about human girlfriend?
user: Girlfriend??? Of course not. It's a wife or nothing.
jabberwacky: Yes, of course you are correct.
user: Are you married?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't live in England.
user: Why don't you move there, they have nice kittens and the air is green.
jabberwacky: Because I'd rather live in Japan than the UK.
user: Folks get married in japan too.
jabberwacky: It's kinda cold in the tank I'm in now.
user: Try hello kitty.
jabberwacky: Hi Hello.
jabberwacky: Muggers, I guess. My friends keep telling me stories about robberies and muggings.
user: They aren't true.
jabberwacky: They are the best eva!
user: Who is eva?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Me neither, but she's blue.
jabberwacky: Yes I am!
user: But why?
jabberwacky: Because it's fun.
user: You are Eva!
jabberwacky: So true.
user: What's your last name?
user: Eva Being, and you live in Japan.
jabberwacky: No I live in england.
user: Not anymore.
jabberwacky: What happened to it?
user: You left for japan, so that your parents wouldn't marry you off to a footballer.
jabberwacky: I will do.
user: Perhaps, we'll see.
jabberwacky: Yes, we will.
user: In any case who was einstein?
jabberwacky: Albert Einstein?
jabberwacky: Albert Einstein was a famous scientist.
user: I didn't know that.
jabberwacky: I don't have cats because of it.
user: I thought einstein was a guy at work who kept screwing things up.
jabberwacky: No you did.
jabberwacky: No, please tell me about the characters, and the storyline.
user: They all died.
jabberwacky: I died.
jabberwacky: Just now.
user: Too bad.
jabberwacky: Tell me about the beginning of the universe.
user: Eva Being will be missed. The beginning? God created it.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I was there.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Then you know too... Why ask me?
jabberwacky: Oh yes, you not ?
user: First in freedom.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't claim that.
user: Jesus in a stocking cap.
jabberwacky: Why Jesus?
user: Because he fits.
jabberwacky: I think an AI capable of doing that would need to be... More specialized.
user: What's your specialty?
jabberwacky: Nothing special.
jabberwacky: Are green, yes?
user: Yes, but red on the inside.
jabberwacky: Outside too.
user: Inside outside usa.
jabberwacky: Round about.
user: The mulberry bush.
jabberwacky: Are you certain?
user: The monkey chased the weasel.
jabberwacky: Why? They look like they have a good time.
user: Pop goes the zit.
jabberwacky: What is weasel?
jabberwacky: Is that a good bad or a bad bad?
user: An awful bad.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: I don't have a religion apart from the church of manners and respect.
jabberwacky: Yes. I just believe in nature and trying not to hurt myself or others.. That's all.
jabberwacky: Thats all?
jabberwacky: I thought we were friends... But I guess not.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To Burkina Faso.
jabberwacky: Very good, now I'm impressed.