I don't know how to answer questions like that.
user: Are you a kind person?
user: What makes you a kind person?
jabberwacky: I don't know. People call me nice.
user: Why do they do that?
jabberwacky: Because the sun rises in the east, and Japan is in the east. Logical!
user: Eh... Yeah.... Logical.
jabberwacky: Considering I wasn't born yet, yes.
user: What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: You believe and don't believe in God.
user: I don't believe in God.
jabberwacky: Really?! That's great! Finally someone with some brains.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: All questions will be answered.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Why would you like to know?
user: Because I am curious.
jabberwacky: Thats nice of you.
user: Where are you from?
user: I'm from the North.
user: I'm 19 years old.
jabberwacky: That's very young!
user: It's not that bad.
jabberwacky: It could be worse.
user: True, I could be 100.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: Why don't you believe me.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Thank you. You are sweet
jabberwacky: What is your number? I will call you some time.
user: I'm not giving you my number.
jabberwacky: Argh! What is it? What is your number?
user: Why should I give you my number?
jabberwacky: Because you want me to have it.
user: I might give you my number.
jabberwacky: If you do, I might use it. Then where would you be?
user: I won't give you my number.
jabberwacky: You are very uncooperative.
user: Give me a good reason and I will give you my number.
jabberwacky: Okay, tell me.
jabberwacky: Just tell me, I won't tell anybody.
user: NO!! Now stop bugging me.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: I know, but I'm still not going to tell.
jabberwacky: That's because you are a machine.
user: If I'm a machine, then you are a flower.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: You are a flower.