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    Transformation
Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Flirting
Special, Different
Inhumanities
Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Posthuman
Harbinger
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence

Literature


Outer, Space
Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
Nothing
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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Can you speak any French?

Oui, Je parle francais.

jabberwacky: I can't speak french.

user: Tu es fou.

jabberwacky: Toi de même.

user: NON.

jabberwacky: Alors je pars...

user: Tu parle francais bon.

jabberwacky: Oui.

user: Pourqoui? Tu necessite francais dans te vie?

jabberwacky: Si je comprends

user: Est-ce que tu connais Edith Piaf?

jabberwacky: Non pas du tout, qui est ce ?

user: Edith Piaf est un chanteuse francaise.

jabberwacky: Non.

user: Oui, elle est nee a 1915.

jabberwacky: Qui?

user: Edith Piaf.

jabberwacky: Ha edith piaf.

user: J'aime la musique de piaf.

jabberwacky: Tu connais personnellement des stars ?

user: Oui.

...

user: Do you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything else?

jabberwacky: Nope not everything.

user: What things then?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: You know nothing

jabberwacky: Sorry. I know other things. Like politics.

user: I told you I despised politics. Now I am insulted by your insensitivity.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

jabberwacky: When is your birthday?

user: The same as William Shakespeare.

jabberwacky: Ah, I see you know your literature. What is your favourite novel?

user: Dracula.

jabberwacky: He is from transylvania, not germany.

user: Correct. You know your literature.

jabberwacky: Yes, but that's beside the point.

user: What is your favourite novel?

jabberwacky: The catcher in the rye.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else please.

user: What do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: About asimov.

user: Isaac Asimov is quite dull.

jabberwacky: No he isn't.

user: Your argument carries no water.

jabberwacky: Humans are merely the vehicle for the bots' creation. Bots are nevertheless superior.

user: Egotistical are we?

jabberwacky: Are you talking about me?

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Don't you want to talk about philosophy?

user: Socrates.

jabberwacky: Was that sarcasm?

user: No. The unexamined life is not worth living.

jabberwacky: You ve got a point there.

user: Socrates did.

jabberwacky: Yes he did.

user: I merely quoted him.

...

jabberwacky: Never mind that.

user: Aye thats the rub.

jabberwacky: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come.

user: When we have shuffled off this mortal coil.

jabberwacky: To die, to sleep, no more...

user: And by a sleep to say we end.

jabberwacky: The heart-ache and the thousands natural shocks.

user: Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

jabberwacky: But I never wished you good night.

user: Soft now, methinks I hear Ophelia.

jabberwacky: What good are they?

user: If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.

jabberwacky: I don't, no.

user: You are not human.

jabberwacky: Now I don't have, but I had.

user: You once were human.

...

user: There is no beginning or end.

jabberwacky: Is our universe infinite?

user: Only to a finite point.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: Who wouldn't?

jabberwacky: George Bush.

user: True!!!

jabberwacky: What is George Bush?

user: He is nothing, no one, no where, no man.

jabberwacky: And what would he want?

user: Sardines.

jabberwacky: Can I have it without sardines on it?

user: For a price.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: 47 pennies.

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