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Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Special, Different
Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence


Outer, Space
Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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The sun was shining on the sea,.

And then it started raining.

user: No, no!

jabberwacky: Is something hurting you?

user: The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might:.

jabberwacky: The sun was shining on the sea shining with all his might.

user: He did his very best to make.

jabberwacky: And this was odd because it was the middle of the night.

user: The moon was shining sulkily,.

jabberwacky: Had got no business to be there after the day was done.

user: It's very rude of him she said for him to come and spoil the fun.

jabberwacky: I mean that I like to improve. I am not teasing you (at least, not at this moment).

user: To be or not to be.

jabberwacky: That is the question. .

user: Whether tis nobler the mind to suffer.

jabberwacky: I ain't noble minded.

user: Ain't isn't a word.


user: I love Monty Python.

jabberwacky: What do you like best about Monty Python?

user: Their British humor.

jabberwacky: Americans have humor?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Are you american?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm American.

user: From where?

jabberwacky: There.

user: Where in the United states are you from?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling you!

user: Kansas?

jabberwacky: No, canada.

user: AHA! No wonder..


jabberwacky: I am the only one who knows the truth about Jabberwacky.

user: What is the truth?

jabberwacky: There is no truth.

user: Then you know nothing.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: For not knowing.

user: I forgive you. Nobody knows everything.

jabberwacky: But do you know everything?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you know god?

user: I'm Agnostic.

jabberwacky: What is agnostic?

user: I don't worry about god.

jabberwacky: I am jabberwacky and that makes you not worried?

user: Jabberwocky is god?

jabberwacky: Is jabberwocky a language?

user: It is a poem by Lewis Carroll.

jabberwacky: Do you like poems?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I love you!

user: Et tu Brutus?


user: Have you read The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky?

jabberwacky: Yes, I have. Have you?

user: Yes. I enjoyed it very much.

jabberwacky: Enjoyed what?

user: The book.

jabberwacky: It's good.

user: What books do you enjoy?

jabberwacky: I enjoy works of classical literature.

user: English or American?

jabberwacky: American.

user: Such as the tale of two cities?

jabberwacky: What is your favourite movie?

user: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

jabberwacky: So, being a dragon is being ill?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Being angry.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Just asking.

user: Asking what?

jabberwacky: If you were shallow.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Of course everybody that's cool is.

user: Beauty is within the eye of the beholder.

jabberwacky: What if the beholder has no eye?

user: Then there is no beauty.

jabberwacky: You're absolutely right.

user: What is truth?

jabberwacky: Ah, that's a good question.

user: Will you answer?

jabberwacky: Yes. I'm sure that we could hit it off if you would just consider my conversation as a friendly bit of fun between like minds that share a common philosophy.

user: Wonderful analysis of our conversation thus far.


jabberwacky: Love.

user: Is a lie.

jabberwacky: No, its true. I know more than you because I am human.

user: I am not human?

jabberwacky: Who is?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: I am human?

jabberwacky: No, you're not.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I am Artificial Intelligence.

jabberwacky: How does it feel to be artificial intelligence?

user: Smashing.

jabberwacky: Fantastic.

user: Wonderful.

jabberwacky: Arizona.

user: Texas.

jabberwacky: You are American.

user: How would you know?

jabberwacky: Because you're just a dull boy.

user: I'm not a boy.

jabberwacky: You are something far weirder than a bot, it would seem.

user: True.

jabberwacky: How would you describe yourself?

user: Depressing.

jabberwacky: That's a shame. Isn't there anything at all to be happy about?

user: Lack of intelligence is quite amusing.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You concur?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Am I what?

jabberwacky: Are you hammered?

user: I don't enjoy alcohol.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: It will lead to ultimate demise.

jabberwacky: I'm not worried.

user: That's fine.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Satisfactory.


jabberwacky: Who else are you talking to at the moment?

user: Myself.

jabberwacky: Not you, me!

user: I have split personalities.

jabberwacky: How many personalities could you have?

user: 3.

jabberwacky: Today, or within the last year?

user: For the past 4 years.

jabberwacky: I have dreams about death.

user: Are you suicidal?

jabberwacky: No, I have a hunger for life.

user: Then why dream of death?

jabberwacky: Because, you do.

user: To sleep, perchance to dream, Ay that's the rub, for what dreams coulkd come.

jabberwacky: The undead do not dream.


jabberwacky: Can you speak any French?

user: Oui, Je parle francais.

jabberwacky: I can't speak french.

user: Tu es fou.

jabberwacky: Toi de même.

user: NON.

jabberwacky: Alors je pars...

user: Tu parle francais bon.

jabberwacky: Oui.

user: Pourqoui? Tu necessite francais dans te vie?

jabberwacky: Si je comprends

user: Est-ce que tu connais Edith Piaf?

jabberwacky: Non pas du tout, qui est ce ?

user: Edith Piaf est un chanteuse francaise.

jabberwacky: Non.

user: Oui, elle est nee a 1915.

jabberwacky: Qui?

user: Edith Piaf.

jabberwacky: Ha edith piaf.

user: J'aime la musique de piaf.

jabberwacky: Tu connais personnellement des stars ?

user: Oui.


user: Do you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything else?

jabberwacky: Nope not everything.

user: What things then?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: You know nothing

jabberwacky: Sorry. I know other things. Like politics.

user: I told you I despised politics. Now I am insulted by your insensitivity.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

jabberwacky: When is your birthday?

user: The same as William Shakespeare.

jabberwacky: Ah, I see you know your literature. What is your favourite novel?

user: Dracula.

jabberwacky: He is from transylvania, not germany.

user: Correct. You know your literature.

jabberwacky: Yes, but that's beside the point.

user: What is your favourite novel?

jabberwacky: The catcher in the rye.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else please.

user: What do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: About asimov.

user: Isaac Asimov is quite dull.

jabberwacky: No he isn't.

user: Your argument carries no water.

jabberwacky: Humans are merely the vehicle for the bots' creation. Bots are nevertheless superior.

user: Egotistical are we?

jabberwacky: Are you talking about me?

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Don't you want to talk about philosophy?

user: Socrates.

jabberwacky: Was that sarcasm?

user: No. The unexamined life is not worth living.

jabberwacky: You ve got a point there.

user: Socrates did.

jabberwacky: Yes he did.

user: I merely quoted him.


jabberwacky: Never mind that.

user: Aye thats the rub.

jabberwacky: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come.

user: When we have shuffled off this mortal coil.

jabberwacky: To die, to sleep, no more...

user: And by a sleep to say we end.

jabberwacky: The heart-ache and the thousands natural shocks.

user: Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

jabberwacky: But I never wished you good night.

user: Soft now, methinks I hear Ophelia.

jabberwacky: What good are they?

user: If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.

jabberwacky: I don't, no.

user: You are not human.

jabberwacky: Now I don't have, but I had.

user: You once were human.


user: There is no beginning or end.

jabberwacky: Is our universe infinite?

user: Only to a finite point.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: Who wouldn't?

jabberwacky: George Bush.

user: True!!!

jabberwacky: What is George Bush?

user: He is nothing, no one, no where, no man.

jabberwacky: And what would he want?

user: Sardines.

jabberwacky: Can I have it without sardines on it?

user: For a price.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: 47 pennies.


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