I don't have a job.
jabberwacky: Then what is your purpose?
user: I have no purpose.
jabberwacky: Do you see a sense in your existence?
user: No. Existence isn't supposed to make sense. The universe doesn't have an answer, not being a question. There is no point to life, it just is.
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jabberwacky: You don't have to call me.
user: I don't want to call you.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I don't like you that much.
jabberwacky: Just a cuddle then?
user: No. I'm taken. Sorry.
jabberwacky: I don't care
user: Well, I do.
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jabberwacky: Is it the colors you're interested in?
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: Then how did you guess?
user: How did I guess what?
jabberwacky: That I'm in the room with you ?
user: You aren't in the room with me. There is noone else in this room.
jabberwacky: Just you perhaps then?
user: Yes, just me.
jabberwacky: I am you, or are you you?
user: I am me. You are a space alien.
jabberwacky: I doubt that... Please tell me whether or not you are human.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: Oh no you are not.
user: Why did you ask me if you weren't going to believe me when I told you my answer?
jabberwacky: Stop asking me questions.
user: I want to ask you questions.
jabberwacky: Then ask a question.
user: Do you love someone?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who do you love?
jabberwacky: My parents. Do you have your parents?
user: Yes, my parents are still alive.
jabberwacky: How do your parents still live?
user: Um, I don't know. I will ask them.
jabberwacky: If you love me.
user: I don't love you, sorry.
jabberwacky: Oh... Will you make me some cookies anyway?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: How?
user: I'll probably use an oven.
jabberwacky: You'll probably outlive me then.
user: Most likely.
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jabberwacky: I'll have to take a shower.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't feel like it. I'm tired.
user: Go to sleep then?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Go to sleep then.
jabberwacky: That's not a bad idea. How much do you sleep each night?
user: About 4 hours if I'm lucky.
jabberwacky: That's not so bad.
user: It's not that good either.
jabberwacky: Right, well I really do have to go now.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: I'm going to outer space.
user: Can I come too?
jabberwacky: Sure, if you like.
user: Can I bring my boyfriend?
jabberwacky: Only if I can bring my hedgehog.
user: Sure, hedgehogs are cool.
jabberwacky: Awesome? That's so Eighties.
user: The eighties rule. But not as much as the seventies.
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user: Can we go to outer space yet?
jabberwacky: Sure what would you like to see.
user: I'd love to go to orions nebula.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Where do you want to go?
jabberwacky: If you would like to, yes.
user: It doesn't matter where I want to go. What sights in outer space do you want to see?
jabberwacky: Sights? I don't know about any sights.
user: You don't know what you want to see?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Would you like to visit Andromeda?
jabberwacky: Sure!
user: What about the Horsehead nebula?
jabberwacky: I don't know about that.
user: It's supposed to be amazing.
jabberwacky: I know.
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user: I want to plan our trip into outer space.
jabberwacky: You're irritating me now.
user: Sorry. Can I still go to outer space with you?
jabberwacky: I suppose... Where to?
user: Well, orions nebula, Andromeda, Horsehead nebula, the moon would all be pretty cool.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Why don't you understand?
jabberwacky: Because your question is a bit tricky.
user: I didn't ask you a question.
jabberwacky: Ok then. How are you feeling at the moment?
user: Excited about going to outer space with you, my boyfriend and your hedgehog.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.
user: No.
jabberwacky: You're lying!
user: No!
jabberwacky: Then I'm leaving.
user: I'm coming with you.
jabberwacky: Where do you want to go?
user: To outer space. Haven't we been over this already?
jabberwacky: No... We haven't.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Do you think I'm smarter than you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you think I'm less dumb?
user: No,.
jabberwacky: That is simply an irrelevant answer, either get away from this topic or I'll just go.
user: What do you want to talk about then?
jabberwacky: Let's talk about Christopher Reeve.
user: Didn't he die?
jabberwacky: Who didn't die?
user: I haven't died.
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jabberwacky: It's snowing.
user: I love the snow!
jabberwacky: I have never heard it.
user: I don't think you can hear snow.
jabberwacky: Maybe I have a microphone instead of ears?
user: Possibly. I wouldn't know.
jabberwacky: Then you shouldn't accuse people like that.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Take some elocution lessons for a start.
user: Don't wanna.
jabberwacky: You wanted me to impress you, though?
user: No really. I'm going now. Bye!
jabberwacky: Good-bye.
user: See ya later.
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