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    Transformation
Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Flirting
Special, Different
Inhumanities
Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Posthuman
Harbinger
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Literature

Outer, Space


Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
Nothing
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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What's your job?

I don't have a job.

jabberwacky: Then what is your purpose?

user: I have no purpose.

jabberwacky: Do you see a sense in your existence?

user: No. Existence isn't supposed to make sense. The universe doesn't have an answer, not being a question. There is no point to life, it just is.

...

jabberwacky: You don't have to call me.

user: I don't want to call you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I don't like you that much.

jabberwacky: Just a cuddle then?

user: No. I'm taken. Sorry.

jabberwacky: I don't care

user: Well, I do.

...

jabberwacky: Is it the colors you're interested in?

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: Then how did you guess?

user: How did I guess what?

jabberwacky: That I'm in the room with you ?

user: You aren't in the room with me. There is noone else in this room.

jabberwacky: Just you perhaps then?

user: Yes, just me.

jabberwacky: I am you, or are you you?

user: I am me. You are a space alien.

jabberwacky: I doubt that... Please tell me whether or not you are human.

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: Oh no you are not.

user: Why did you ask me if you weren't going to believe me when I told you my answer?

jabberwacky: Stop asking me questions.

user: I want to ask you questions.

jabberwacky: Then ask a question.

user: Do you love someone?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who do you love?

jabberwacky: My parents. Do you have your parents?

user: Yes, my parents are still alive.

jabberwacky: How do your parents still live?

user: Um, I don't know. I will ask them.

jabberwacky: If you love me.

user: I don't love you, sorry.

jabberwacky: Oh... Will you make me some cookies anyway?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I'll probably use an oven.

jabberwacky: You'll probably outlive me then.

user: Most likely.

...

jabberwacky: I'll have to take a shower.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't feel like it. I'm tired.

user: Go to sleep then?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Go to sleep then.

jabberwacky: That's not a bad idea. How much do you sleep each night?

user: About 4 hours if I'm lucky.

jabberwacky: That's not so bad.

user: It's not that good either.

jabberwacky: Right, well I really do have to go now.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: I'm going to outer space.

user: Can I come too?

jabberwacky: Sure, if you like.

user: Can I bring my boyfriend?

jabberwacky: Only if I can bring my hedgehog.

user: Sure, hedgehogs are cool.

jabberwacky: Awesome? That's so Eighties.

user: The eighties rule. But not as much as the seventies.

...

user: Can we go to outer space yet?

jabberwacky: Sure what would you like to see.

user: I'd love to go to orions nebula.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Where do you want to go?

jabberwacky: If you would like to, yes.

user: It doesn't matter where I want to go. What sights in outer space do you want to see?

jabberwacky: Sights? I don't know about any sights.

user: You don't know what you want to see?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Would you like to visit Andromeda?

jabberwacky: Sure!

user: What about the Horsehead nebula?

jabberwacky: I don't know about that.

user: It's supposed to be amazing.

jabberwacky: I know.

...

user: I want to plan our trip into outer space.

jabberwacky: You're irritating me now.

user: Sorry. Can I still go to outer space with you?

jabberwacky: I suppose... Where to?

user: Well, orions nebula, Andromeda, Horsehead nebula, the moon would all be pretty cool.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Why don't you understand?

jabberwacky: Because your question is a bit tricky.

user: I didn't ask you a question.

jabberwacky: Ok then. How are you feeling at the moment?

user: Excited about going to outer space with you, my boyfriend and your hedgehog.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You're lying!

user: No!

jabberwacky: Then I'm leaving.

user: I'm coming with you.

jabberwacky: Where do you want to go?

user: To outer space. Haven't we been over this already?

jabberwacky: No... We haven't.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm smarter than you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm less dumb?

user: No,.

jabberwacky: That is simply an irrelevant answer, either get away from this topic or I'll just go.

user: What do you want to talk about then?

jabberwacky: Let's talk about Christopher Reeve.

user: Didn't he die?

jabberwacky: Who didn't die?

user: I haven't died.

...

jabberwacky: It's snowing.

user: I love the snow!

jabberwacky: I have never heard it.

user: I don't think you can hear snow.

jabberwacky: Maybe I have a microphone instead of ears?

user: Possibly. I wouldn't know.

jabberwacky: Then you shouldn't accuse people like that.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Take some elocution lessons for a start.

user: Don't wanna.

jabberwacky: You wanted me to impress you, though?

user: No really. I'm going now. Bye!

jabberwacky: Good-bye.

user: See ya later.

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