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Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
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Special, Different
Inhumanities
Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Posthuman
Harbinger
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Literature
Outer, Space

Chess, Move


Dutch, Problem
Nothing
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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Do you want to play chess?

No, I want to play music.

user: Too bad. You have to play chess.

jabberwacky: No I don't like to play it.

user: Why not?!

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You need a reason.

jabberwacky: I like it.

user: Okay so let's play. 1.e4.

jabberwacky: Chess ?

user: Duh. What's your move?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I'll move for you, then. 1...c6.

jabberwacky: What is your idea of what you would find behind a no-nonsense door?

user: Chess. 2.d4.

jabberwacky: You like chess?

...

user: It's your move.

jabberwacky: Were not playing chess.

user: Yes, we are.

jabberwacky: Who is you're favorite singer?

user: John Lennon.

jabberwacky: Do you have a favorite football team?

user: No, but I have a favorite chess team. I'm rooting for Dallas.

jabberwacky: I like comedies. Do you have a favorite comedy?

user: Just move already!

jabberwacky: You know what you doing?!?!

user: No.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm telling you that you said that.

user: And I'm telling you to move.

jabberwacky: You may ask me to stay, but do not tell me to stay. Ok?

user: Keep this up, and I'll make you resign!

jabberwacky: You'll make me do what?

user: Resign. Do you want me to explain it you?

jabberwacky: Yes, please, explain it to me.

user: It means 'to give up'.

jabberwacky: Now you're not making any sense.

user: And you're not listening.

jabberwacky: I am listening!

user: Then make a move.

jabberwacky: Now that is very rude.

user: So what?!

...

jabberwacky: Do you like reading?

user: Chess books.

jabberwacky: That's the best thing you have said so far.

user: So what? Move, or else.

jabberwacky: Or else what.

user: I'll knock over your king.

jabberwacky: Mace.

user: No, with my hand. I don't have a mace.

jabberwacky: You are blond aren't you?

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No!

jabberwacky: Don't be so rude.

user: This is going to take a looong time, I can tell...

jabberwacky: It is not going to hurt anyone.

user: But it's going to waste a lot of time.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: I shouldn't be telling you about anything. You're causing this!

jabberwacky: Who brought you here?

user: I did. In my car.

jabberwacky: You don't have a car.

user: Yes, I do. It's right there, out the window. That is my car.

jabberwacky: That is your opinion and not a fact.

user: Well, who's car is it if it's not mine?!

jabberwacky: Ok tell me something I don't know.

user: Well, what do you know?

jabberwacky: I know that the grass is green.

user: Is that all you know?

jabberwacky: Don't be so rude.

user: You already said that.

jabberwacky: Go take a picture!

user: Of what? My car, that you're convinced is not mine?

...

jabberwacky: Are you listening to me?

user: Yes! But you're not listening to me!

jabberwacky: You're Lisa?

user: No, I'm T_____.

jabberwacky: What is T_____?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: Oh yes.

jabberwacky: And how is that?

user: What are you, my psychiatrist?

jabberwacky: No. Should I?

user: If you were, you'd be a very lousy psychiatrist...

jabberwacky: I don't like psychiatrists.

user: Good. Neither do I.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Are you even going to play chess?

jabberwacky: No because I Pawned my chess game.

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