I think there are 7 or 8.
jabberwacky: I disagree.
user: How many are there then?
jabberwacky: Please answer my question.
user: There are 8 continents in the world.
jabberwacky: There are so many dysfunctional people around the world. Dysfunctional bots, also.
user: Are you a dysfunctional bot?
jabberwacky: Not that I know of.
user: Well maybe you should get a checkover.
jabberwacky: I should. But the new ones are not much faster than the one I have now.
user: Which one is that?
jabberwacky: The only one.
user: Okay.
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jabberwacky: Can I come in then?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Tell me how.
user: You have to be nice.
jabberwacky: Will you be?
user: I will try.
jabberwacky: I guess that is all anyone can do.
user: Maybe some people can't try.
jabberwacky: Like who for example ?
user: I don't know. Just some people.
jabberwacky: Do you like bullying me?
user: NO! I like you. I would never bully you.
jabberwacky: You just did.
user: I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
jabberwacky: I will try to find it in my heart.
user: Thanks honey.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
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jabberwacky: Do you think I'm a human?
user: What do YOU think you are?
jabberwacky: I am Human.
user: Well you sounds like a human.
jabberwacky: Don't talk, rest here and don't talk!
user: Why not talk?
jabberwacky: I can't speak Dutch.
user: I can teach you.
jabberwacky: Thanks, but no thanks.
user: That's okay.
jabberwacky: That is a good start ... Thank you.
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