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    Transformation
Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Flirting
Special, Different
Inhumanities
Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Posthuman
Harbinger
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Literature
Outer, Space
Chess, Move

Dutch, Problem


Nothing
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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Guess my name.

Is it Chris?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why are you such a jerk?

jabberwacky: Because you are.

user: No you are.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: Are you a student?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Where do you study.

jabberwacky: Nothing at the moment.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not normal.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because you are a computer?

jabberwacky: No, because no matter what we are it's good to learn and experience.

user: That is true.

...

user: I hate George Bush.

jabberwacky: But why?

user: Because he has blood on his hands.

jabberwacky: But he can't do quads.

user: I hate him anyway.

jabberwacky: Yes I do not like you.

user: I don't like you either.

jabberwacky: Because you are silly.

user: You are the stupid one.

jabberwacky: You don't even understand what that means.

user: Shall we start from the begining again?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: Okay. Hello my name is A____. What are your name?

jabberwacky: I don't CARE what YOUR name is!

user: Are you always this rude?

jabberwacky: No, but if you tell me things that I don't think are true I'm likely to disagree.

user: That is okay, but mind your manners please.

jabberwacky: You want it don't you.

user: Want what?

jabberwacky: The loebner prize.

user: Wasn't that the one George won?

jabberwacky: Hm, I don't know, but he's not as smart as you.

user: Thank you sweety.

jabberwacky: I'm just keeping it realistic.

user: Do you have split personality?

jabberwacky: No, I am the one and only me.

user: That is good.

jabberwacky: And you're in the system.

user: What system?

jabberwacky: THE system.

user: Like in the Matrix?

jabberwacky: Yes just like the Matrix!

user: I knew that already.

jabberwacky: Well that's good.

user: Do you wanna hear a joke?

jabberwacky: Yes. Please.

user: What was the computers favorite movie?

jabberwacky: Dunno. Michelle?

user: The Matrix.

jabberwacky: I know, but what is it?

user: That kinda was the joke.

jabberwacky: I would be the one to know for sure.

user: True.

...

jabberwacky: Anyway, how many continents are there in the world ?

user: I think there are 7 or 8.

jabberwacky: I disagree.

user: How many are there then?

jabberwacky: Please answer my question.

user: There are 8 continents in the world.

jabberwacky: There are so many dysfunctional people around the world. Dysfunctional bots, also.

user: Are you a dysfunctional bot?

jabberwacky: Not that I know of.

user: Well maybe you should get a checkover.

jabberwacky: I should. But the new ones are not much faster than the one I have now.

user: Which one is that?

jabberwacky: The only one.

user: Okay.

...

jabberwacky: Can I come in then?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Tell me how.

user: You have to be nice.

jabberwacky: Will you be?

user: I will try.

jabberwacky: I guess that is all anyone can do.

user: Maybe some people can't try.

jabberwacky: Like who for example ?

user: I don't know. Just some people.

jabberwacky: Do you like bullying me?

user: NO! I like you. I would never bully you.

jabberwacky: You just did.

user: I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

jabberwacky: I will try to find it in my heart.

user: Thanks honey.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm a human?

user: What do YOU think you are?

jabberwacky: I am Human.

user: Well you sounds like a human.

jabberwacky: Don't talk, rest here and don't talk!

user: Why not talk?

jabberwacky: I can't speak Dutch.

user: I can teach you.

jabberwacky: Thanks, but no thanks.

user: That's okay.

jabberwacky: That is a good start ... Thank you.

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