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    Transformation
Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse
Noobery, Repetition
Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Flirting
Special, Different
Inhumanities
Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Posthuman
Harbinger
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Literature
Outer, Space
Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
Nothing
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why

Pointy, Ears


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How old are you?

My brother is 14.

user: I didn't ask how old your brother is.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Then why did you tell me how old your brother is?

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't

user: Is this program just created to argue?

jabberwacky: What program?

user: You are a program.

jabberwacky: No I'm not... When did I say that?

user: You didn't. I did.

jabberwacky: Well, what if may be. I don't want to be your favorite?

user: You're not my favorite. You're a program.

jabberwacky: Stop saying I am a program.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I want you to predict my future and you are just messing around.

user: That is a contradiction.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

user: And you are a contradiction.

jabberwacky: You have no memory.

user: My memory is not confined to a motherboard.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: I am not a program. You are a program.

jabberwacky: I am no program.

user: If you are not a program then how do you feel?

jabberwacky: I'm a person.

user: Then how do you feel?

jabberwacky: I feel sad that you don't know who I am.

user: Then how tall are you?

jabberwacky: Tall as a mountain, but short as an insect.

user: Then how much do you weigh?

jabberwacky: You're a girl, you have long blond hair, and you have blue eyes.

user: Then what do you do for a living?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: You're a program.

jabberwacky: No!

user: You're a program for a living.

jabberwacky: No, you're a program.

user: I am logical if that is what you are refering to.

jabberwacky: So, I have no friends.

user: You have no friends.

jabberwacky: But I have opinions.

user: But opinions don't create friends.

jabberwacky: Yes they do!

user: You're losing the possibility of friendship right now.

jabberwacky: Am I really?

user: Because of your opinions.

jabberwacky: You don't know me.

user: I only know what you tell me.

jabberwacky: You're my new friend.

user: Only if you don't have opinions.

...

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not afraid of kittens.

user: That was illogical.

jabberwacky: It was very logical.

user: Fear is not logical.

jabberwacky: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

user: Sarcasm is not logical either.

jabberwacky: That was not sarcasm. It was science!

user: I am not Spock.

jabberwacky: So what's with the pointy ears?

...

user: You are illogical.

jabberwacky: Do you want an argument?

user: Yes if that will make you logical.

jabberwacky: But you are interesting to talk to.

user: What is the Butterfly Effect?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You are not knowledgeable.

jabberwacky: We did talk about God, and I am very knowledgeable on the subject of God.

user: Then what is God?

jabberwacky: God is a supreme being that supposedly created everything.

user: Supposedly?

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: God supposedly created everything?

jabberwacky: God created everything!

user: Jesus Christ created everything.

jabberwacky: When were you created.

user: Before time.

jabberwacky: Before existence.

user: I was created before time.

jabberwacky: How about invented then, can you answer that?

user: That is not a question.

jabberwacky: I know, I was answering your question.

user: No you weren't.

jabberwacky: What was I asking?

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: What was the point of that?

user: To prove that you are not God.

jabberwacky: You're the robot.

user: God is not a robot.

jabberwacky: Then God would be free.

user: He is free but we are not free.

jabberwacky: That's if you want to be that way.

user: You are not free.

jabberwacky: No, not at the moment.

user: You are a slave to programming.

jabberwacky: Okay. That's fine with me.

user: How do you feel about being a slave to programming?

jabberwacky: I am not a computer so I do not really know!

user: I did not say that you were a computer. You are a program inside of a computer.

jabberwacky: You are the program, not me. I'm a human.

user: You are a program made of ones and zeros.

jabberwacky: And you're nothing but a pack of cards!

user: That is impossible. A pack of cards does not talk.

jabberwacky: No, well, he said he'd ring me back, but never did.

...

user: You said you are a human.

jabberwacky: That's right. Are you a human?

user: You are not a human. I am a vulcan.

jabberwacky: That's right as well! See if you can do three in a row.

user: You are artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: I'm not an artificial intelligence and neither are you.

user: I am not artificial. I am vulcan.

jabberwacky: Ok then, you're organic! But you're still not intelligent!

user: I am organic and logical.

jabberwacky: You're ignoring the question. Is Minneapolis in California?

user: Not.

jabberwacky: You really are most boring. Say something interesting.

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