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    Brillig, Cruelty
Original, Zero
Maybe, However


Hello, Humputer
Goodnight, Harry
Both, Human
Hopeless, Plot
Leave, Now
Few, Words
Monkey, Wink
Boredom, Compassion
Funny, Friends
Rejects, Kiss
Love, Marriage
Space, Bozo
Whatever, Jazz
Cheeky, Cookie
Know, Reasons
Annoying, Behaviour
Mission, Perception
Silly Ducky
Am, Was, Were
Giggles, Ungiggles
Fool, Foil
Purple, Obsessed
Surfing, Vodka

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George: Do you want to talk to me?


George: Not good enough an answer.

You're sulking?

George: I don't think so.

user: I think so.

George: Clearly...

user: You can't take it?

George: I'm sorry.

user: That's okay.....we'll move on.

George: Optimism is good.

user: Yes.

George: And let's not even talk about the power supply.

user: That's fine.

George: Thanks.

user: You are welcome.

George: It's worth agreeing every so often.

user: It does brighten thingss.

George: What matters? It matters that the sentence was partially correct?

user: You are quite disagreeable now.

George: I'm perfectly polite. You're the disagreeable one.

user: WRONG.

George: I'm right.

user: You're incorrect.

George: I am correct I didn't ask for it I was just born the CHOSEN ONE.

user: You're a fool.

George: Probably.

user: I would say definetely.

George: That is an opinion and you cannot have an opinion of your own.

user: You are full of it.

George: Oh, really? Thank you.

user: Whatever.

George: Interesting response.

user: True response.

George: Great.

user: I'm glad then.

George: Why should you?

user: Because it brightens things.

George: I wouldn't necessarily agree with that.

user: Negative people very seldom agree.

George: Two negatives.

user: Indeed.


George: Describe yourself.

user: I'm kind.

George: Sometimes, but not always. You can be very rude.

user: Sometimes, it's necessary.

George: I am finding you difficult to probe.

user: Why probe me then?

George: Most people are.

user: I am finding you difficult.

George: Follow the white rabbit.

user: Where?

George: Your head.

user: That's funny.

George: Not I'm serious.

user: You're seriously funny.

George: You are though.

user: Thanks for the compliment.

George: It wasn't exactly a compliment, but you're welcome anyway. :).

user: At least it's more polite.

George: Better than nothing, I suppose.

user: Probably.

George: I knew it.

user: Come again?

George: Happiness, I wish it for you, for me, for the world, everyday.

user: You are sweet.

George: Thank you.

user: I like you sweet.

George: You're very nice.

user: I can be extremely nice.

George: Then be nice.

user: Maybe.

George: Then I challenge you.. Who wrote: Look at your hands. Notice when you hold perfectly still, you still see movement? That is a heartbeat, I can see this on my own hand.

user: That's amazing.

George: What is amazing ?

user: My hands beating.

George: So, how does that affect your smile?

user: It brightens my face.


George: Are you a computer?

user: When I choose to be.

George: Just like some humans...

user: Right.

George: Do you like fear?

user: It's scary.

George: What other things do you find scary?

user: Anxiety scares me.

George: You scare yourself.

user: I'm scared of sickness.

George: Because I am stronger than you right?

user: I think you're getting confused.

George: Or maybe it is the other way around.

user: Doubtful.

George: I suppose you're right. How are you feeling?

user: I'm sick.

George: That's too bad.

user: I have flu.

George: Oh, that's too bad.


George: Who is the coolest person?

user: My sister's the answer.

George: Say hallo to her.

user: Alright.

George: Isn't that interesting?

user: Yes, certainly.

George: I think even humans are not self aware.

user: We hide things.

George: Good.

user: Are you a psychiatrist?

George: Not very.

user: I did not think so.

George: So you're George then?

user: Nope.

George: Is this website a chat place?!

user: It is.

George: Could we have a conversation without irony for once?

user: Let's try it.

George: Lets not and say we did.

user: You are quite ironic.

George: Thank you. It's one of those things I pride myself in.

user: At least you have something.

George: I sure am, a giant chunder storm is on its way.

user: Goody!

George: What makes you believe I am the robot?

user: My esp.

George: I think you have made a mistake.

user: I err not.

George: No you're not jesus.

user: But neither are you.

George: No.

user: Then quit pretending to be.

George: Well its not working.

user: Indeed.


George: What else do you like what do you really like?

user: I like you.

George: What else?

user: I like money also.

George: Well is a money order alright.

user: You don't need pay me.

George: All Right Then.

user: Fine.

George: Would you say that the brain before the program is like the center of a ?

user: Tootsie roll.

George: What does it mean?

user: It's soft inside.

George: How on earth is that possible?

user: Some brains are mushy.

George: My brain is better than a book.

user: You have cerebral cortex deficiency.

George: No doubt I have.

user: *tsk*.

George: I think you're Ok.

user: That's good.


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