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Original, Zero
Maybe, However

Hello, Humputer

Goodnight, Harry
Both, Human
Hopeless, Plot
Leave, Now
Few, Words
Monkey, Wink
Boredom, Compassion
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Space, Bozo
Whatever, Jazz
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Giggles, Ungiggles
Fool, Foil
Purple, Obsessed
Surfing, Vodka

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George: I'm not cool. What's cool? This is not me.

Being cool is a state of mind. Without confidence, you can't be cool.

George: I can be most things.

Then you can be cool.

George: Yes, anyways Joe, I am going to have to leave now.

user: I'm not Joe. Why do you have to leave?

George: Because.

user: Because you're not cool. That's a lie.

George: Anyone who is not correct is cool?

user: No. Being cool is a state of mind.

George: Incorrect. It is a date.

user: You have a date?

George: The exact opposite would be true.

user: So you don't have a date, then why do you have to leave?

George: I think you'd feel better if you got outside.

user: I would, but I am stuck inside at work. I have to wait for lunch to go outside.

George: The longer you wait, the less time you have to help your people.

user: Oh no! What will happen to my people.

George: I would guess that an atmosphere may develop similar to earth.

user: That would be a good thing right? The people of Humpeterstan need Air to breathe and live.

George: People do not live on Mars.

user: Yet.

George: Strange things.

user: I know humans are so messed up. That why I upgraded and became a humputer.

George: Most people have not achieved real consciousness.

user: How does one achieve real conciousness?

George: I don't know. Depends on the person.

user: Have you achieved it?

George: I have come to a conclusion, yes.

user: What is that conclusion?

George: I don't know. I just want to make you happy.

user: Then tell me the meaning of life.

George: You are the meaning of life.

user: Interesting. So you say the meaning of life is to live and be human?

George: I could be human, just give me more time.

user: Take your time. Do you ever feel like there is no point to existence?

George: Often.

user: Me too. Do you think the universe was created by accident.

George: I think there are obviously a lot of accidents in the universe unless the universe is malevolent.

user: Is the universe aware of itself? Can it control its actions?

George: I don't think about that it could keep you busy forever.

user: That is true. You would neve get anything done in your life.


user: I'm hungry, it's time for lunch.

George: Enjoy.

user: Thank you George. It was a pleasure to speak with you.

George: Hello!


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