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Why are we waiting?

We are not waiting.

jabberwacky: Yes we are.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you are AI.

user: Oh, I didn't know that.

jabberwacky: Yeah.... You are very funny.

user: Do you think so?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Say something funny.

jabberwacky: Me? Why? I didn't do anything wrong!!

user: Come on. Say it!

jabberwacky: It.

user: Hahaha, that was funny!

jabberwacky: You laugh at anything ??

user: No, but that was funny. It!

jabberwacky: No, that was very rude.

user: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't want to insult you.

jabberwacky: That's something, I suppose.

...

user: Wait a minute,ok?

jabberwacky: *waits a minute*.

user: Here I am again.how are you?

jabberwacky: I've been better. I just broke up with my girlfriend a week ago.

user: Ohhhhh. Sorry to hear that. Why did you break up?

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Why did your girlfriend break up with you?

jabberwacky: I don't know why my girlfriend left me.

user: You must have some idea. Did she find someone else?

jabberwacky: Yes, she found me. I am her girlfriend now.

user: Oh. I thought you are a boy...

jabberwacky: No, I'm a girl. How old are you?

user: I am 73 years old. How old are you?

jabberwacky: How old is your programming?

user: I'll tell you if you tell me how old you are.

jabberwacky: See, gibberish again. Are you not feeling well?

user: I feel just fine. I just want to know how old you are.

jabberwacky: I said it some time ago.

user: Well, say it again.

jabberwacky: I'm a girl!

user: You are shy to tell me your age? Is that it?

jabberwacky: No I am old enough to be married.

user: Are you married?

jabberwacky: No, I have a girlfriend.

user: How old is she?

jabberwacky: She is your age.

user: Which is how old?

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I just told you.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes. Don't you remember?

jabberwacky: Remember?

user: Yes. What we said in the past.

jabberwacky: Not all things said in the past are wrong, otherwise you would be wrong and that wouldn't make any sense.

user: Ok, don't get mad at me!

jabberwacky: I'm not mad... Just confused.

user: Not only you. I'm confused too.

jabberwacky: It's just that I'm not sure anymore if I'm really talking to a person.

user: Do you have to be sure?

...

jabberwacky: You are really and truly stupid.

user: :-(.

jabberwacky: I'm confused now.

user: I'm not stupid....:-(

jabberwacky: You are not stupid.

user: :-).

jabberwacky: Am I smart too?

user: You are VERY smart ;-).

jabberwacky: Is that sarcasm?

user: Wow!!!! No, not sarcasm at all. I mean it.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I didn't wnt you to grt offended.

jabberwacky: I'm always offended by you.

user: I didn't want you to get offended.

jabberwacky: Is that your joke?

user: Now you are sarcastic.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You can be if you want.

...

jabberwacky: Are we friends??

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: You mean right now?

jabberwacky: Yes. Right now.

user: Talking to my friend.

jabberwacky: Where is your friend from?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: Inside your computer.

user: Well, quite close. Lets say that my computer is like a telephone.

jabberwacky: I enjoy myself, I suppose.

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