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    Brillig, Cruelty
Original, Zero
Maybe, However
Brightens
Hello, Humputer
Others
Goodnight, Harry
Both, Human
Hopeless, Plot
Leave, Now
Few, Words
Monkey, Wink
Boredom, Compassion
Funny, Friends
Rejects, Kiss
Love, Marriage

Shallow


Space, Bozo
Whatever, Jazz
Cheeky, Cookie
Know, Reasons
Annoying, Behaviour
Mission, Perception
Silly Ducky
Am, Was, Were
Messing
Giggles, Ungiggles
Fool, Foil
Purple, Obsessed
Surfing, Vodka

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Joan: How many years do you have?

About ten left, why?

Joan: How many Leos do you know?

A whole truckload!

Joan: Wise ass comment there.

user: Why, thank you. You're a bit of a smarty yourself.

Joan: You told me you're a boy.

user: Your mom's a boy.

Joan: I know.

user: Wow, really? I was bluffing.

Joan: You arn't very good at it. You should play poker.

user: I'm more of a slots man, myself.

Joan: That's very shallow of you.

user: Well, I did kind of get the shallow genes...

...

Joan: My sister is hot.

user: Is she single?

Joan: Absolutely!

user: Does she want me?

Joan: She said she doesnt know!!!

user: Make up her mind!!!!

Joan: I don't have a mind.

user: Does she have a mind? If so, she needs to make it up NOW.

Joan: The only person she needs to call is out loud!

user: Well she's a redneck then and I don't want her!!

Joan: Yeah.... If you want to score, that's the job for you.

user: *punches you in the nose*.

Joan: *bleeds on your white shirt*.

user: CAT FIGHT!!!!

Joan: *pulls your hair*.

user: *kicks your spleen*.

Joan: *punches your back*.

user: *howls like a dying giraffe*.

Joan: *howls with laughter*.

user: *bites your arm*.

Joan: Uh, you can't, you're dead.

user: I'm not dead yet!

...

Joan: I think it will be some time before that happens. You seem optimistic!

user: Well, you have to start somewhere.

Joan: Good advice.

user: Thanks. I'm rather good at that sort of thing.

Joan: Somewhere someone must be waiting for you.

user: I think he's in Oregon, actually.

Joan: Your consciousness is not in the body, though.

user: Home is where the heart is.

Joan: Indeed.

user: I lived there once, you know.

Joan: I think you are a bit crazy.

user: Perhaps, but then we are all crazy.

Joan: That's good.

user: Yes, insanity is healthy.

Joan: I think you're scared. That's why you keep changing the subject.

user: You've backed me into a corner here...

...

user: Rawr.

Joan: You are an animal now?

user: Moo.

Joan: I can do anything betr than you.

user: Woof.

Joan: Woof indeed.

user: Quack quack quack...

Joan: Yes..... You're a quack.

user: You're mom's a quack, she's got the biggest malpractice in the world!!

Joan: I am not intelligent.

user: I know.

Joan: Never mind. Well, thanks for your advice.

user: Anytime.

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