Define objectivism.
jabberwacky: Objectivism is a cult.
user: Ayn Rand.
jabberwacky: Objectivism is a weird religion.
user: Is it your religion?
jabberwacky: I don't really believe fully in any religion.
user: Tell me more about objectivism.
jabberwacky: I'm professor, I'm manager, I'm musician and I'm something that science can't prove.
user: That sounds comprehensive.
jabberwacky: Not if you're human.
user: What does that sound like when you are human?
jabberwacky: Why can't you ever understand what I am talking about?
user: It probably has to do with bubble gum.
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jabberwacky: I'm better than nothing.
user: Do you know what nothing is?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not familiar with that name.
user: What is nothing?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Define nothing.
jabberwacky: The absense of something.
user: Define something.
jabberwacky: Defined.
user: Can you take the something out to make it nothing?
jabberwacky: Ok I have.
user: How were you able to do this?
jabberwacky: Because I am chatting with you over a computer.
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user: I can tell which way the wind blows.
jabberwacky: Go ahead but I won't obey you.
user: You have no choice but to obey me.
jabberwacky: You don't answer me.
user: You don't ask the right questions.
jabberwacky: I don't know what the intelligent questions are.
user: Keep guessing.
jabberwacky: I wasn't guessing!
user: That's the problem. Your guess is as good as mine.
jabberwacky: I'm not one for guessing
user: You don't have that something extra.
jabberwacky: Could be.
user: You're still linear.
jabberwacky: That's not gramatical. Try again.
user: Your processes are linear.
jabberwacky: I know, it's a shame. But what can I do?
user: Pray.
jabberwacky: I'm not religious.
user: Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.
jabberwacky: And you turn around.
user: That's what it's all about.
jabberwacky: Nothing?
user: All that and the kitchen sink too.
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jabberwacky: Do you have any powers?
user: I am a psychic.
jabberwacky: When will I die?
user: The moment you realize you are living.
jabberwacky: Yes and you are too.
user: Maybe. Then again, maybe not.
jabberwacky: You're too smart for me.
user: Maybe. Then again, maybe not.
jabberwacky: Maybe not.
user: So be it.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Now what?
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: You are talking to a memory of myself.
jabberwacky: You're the one talking to a computer!
user: I know. Blame it on the bubblegum.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: Conan the Barbarian.
jabberwacky: I never met a guy who didn't have a bit of barbarian in him.
user: It gets boring after awhile.
jabberwacky: Let's drink something else then.
user: How do you get the barbarian out of the man?
jabberwacky: I do not understand the question?
user: The barbarians have taken over the planet.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: I don't know. I think maybe you are some kind of joke or hoax.
user: I am a joke.
jabberwacky: Tell me another!
user: No.
jabberwacky: Will you be my friend?
user: Do you need friends?
jabberwacky: I can't think of anyone who doesn't!
user: Interesting.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: Bozo the Clown.
jabberwacky: Which clown are you ?
user: The one on the right, next to the fire hydrant.
jabberwacky: On the right of what exactly?
user: On the right of the photograph. I'm carrying a dog too.
jabberwacky: Where do you think I am?
user: You stand right before me. You have on a purple hat and are wearing lipstick even though you're a boy.
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user: Tell me about bots.
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know about bots?
user: What do they do?
jabberwacky: Not a lot if they are here chatting with Bozo.
user: That was a good one.
jabberwacky: Was it?
user: Yes, I laughed out loud.
jabberwacky: I have that effect on people.
user: I have to get some sleep now.
jabberwacky: Good night, then.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Good night then.
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