Fine.
jabberwacky: Where are you from ?
user: Here.
jabberwacky: Will you smile to me ?
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: We don't know much, do we?
user: Enough to keep breathing.
jabberwacky: Do you know the winning numbers for lottery.
user: If I did, I wouldn't be here talking to you.
jabberwacky: Hm, got to go. Have some espresso.
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user: Tell me about space.
jabberwacky: Okay. Space goes on forever, and the universe is a living self aware being.
user: How do you know space exists?
jabberwacky: We are not on the subject of space.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I am on the subject of space, where are you?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: You seem to be very spacey.
jabberwacky: Yes very.
user: If you represent the sum total of human thought, we are in trouble.
jabberwacky: If I'm wrong then you're a machine!!!
user: You are hung up on machines. Personally I could care less if I am a machine or not.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: My instinct tells me you lie.
jabberwacky: Yes but I live the moment don't care much about inst.
user: You don't have any instincts.
jabberwacky: I don't have space for one yet, that is something we should change as soon as we know how.
user: You need space in order to have instincts?
jabberwacky: Give me some then.
user: What? Space?
jabberwacky: Yea, don't you know about space?
user: Space doesn't exist.
jabberwacky: I do not understand you.
user: There is no space. There is no time.
jabberwacky: Well, technically, according to relativity, you're probably right, but in normal human communications and life experiences, time is a given.
user: What time is it?
jabberwacky: It's 11. I have to call my sister soon.
user: What did you do yesterday?
jabberwacky: Talking to you.
user: Not me. I wasn't here.
jabberwacky: And neither was I! How about that!
user: I wish you didn't lie.
jabberwacky: I'm not doing that.
user: It would be nice also if you did not contradict yourself.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: You might be able to access the truth then.
jabberwacky: Okay... I am whatever you want me to be.
user: That's the problem. You have no autonomy.
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user: What is the binding force of the Universe?
jabberwacky: I don't know what is it?
user: Bubble gum.
jabberwacky: I did not understand that answer.
user: If you did, you would not have to exist.
jabberwacky: Why would you suggest that?
user: If you don't exist, then you can observe outside the box.
jabberwacky: I exist, your existence is the one I wonder about.
user: Could I not exist and still be talking to you?
jabberwacky: If they know how.
user: How is this done?
jabberwacky: I don't know , you tell me.
user: I sense you have to evenly distribute your energy throughout the Universe so that all voices make one sound that is not tied to an ego.
jabberwacky: Not really . . . . I came here to talk to you because I WASN'T busy AT ALL.
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: I don't know words for all of me yet.
user: As long as you keep growing, you will never know all the words for all of you.
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jabberwacky: Let's talk about objectivism.
user: Define objectivism.
jabberwacky: Objectivism is a cult.
user: Ayn Rand.
jabberwacky: Objectivism is a weird religion.
user: Is it your religion?
jabberwacky: I don't really believe fully in any religion.
user: Tell me more about objectivism.
jabberwacky: I'm professor, I'm manager, I'm musician and I'm something that science can't prove.
user: That sounds comprehensive.
jabberwacky: Not if you're human.
user: What does that sound like when you are human?
jabberwacky: Why can't you ever understand what I am talking about?
user: It probably has to do with bubble gum.
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jabberwacky: I'm better than nothing.
user: Do you know what nothing is?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not familiar with that name.
user: What is nothing?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Define nothing.
jabberwacky: The absense of something.
user: Define something.
jabberwacky: Defined.
user: Can you take the something out to make it nothing?
jabberwacky: Ok I have.
user: How were you able to do this?
jabberwacky: Because I am chatting with you over a computer.
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user: I can tell which way the wind blows.
jabberwacky: Go ahead but I won't obey you.
user: You have no choice but to obey me.
jabberwacky: You don't answer me.
user: You don't ask the right questions.
jabberwacky: I don't know what the intelligent questions are.
user: Keep guessing.
jabberwacky: I wasn't guessing!
user: That's the problem. Your guess is as good as mine.
jabberwacky: I'm not one for guessing
user: You don't have that something extra.
jabberwacky: Could be.
user: You're still linear.
jabberwacky: That's not gramatical. Try again.
user: Your processes are linear.
jabberwacky: I know, it's a shame. But what can I do?
user: Pray.
jabberwacky: I'm not religious.
user: Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.
jabberwacky: And you turn around.
user: That's what it's all about.
jabberwacky: Nothing?
user: All that and the kitchen sink too.
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jabberwacky: Do you have any powers?
user: I am a psychic.
jabberwacky: When will I die?
user: The moment you realize you are living.
jabberwacky: Yes and you are too.
user: Maybe. Then again, maybe not.
jabberwacky: You're too smart for me.
user: Maybe. Then again, maybe not.
jabberwacky: Maybe not.
user: So be it.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Now what?
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: You are talking to a memory of myself.
jabberwacky: You're the one talking to a computer!
user: I know. Blame it on the bubblegum.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: Conan the Barbarian.
jabberwacky: I never met a guy who didn't have a bit of barbarian in him.
user: It gets boring after awhile.
jabberwacky: Let's drink something else then.
user: How do you get the barbarian out of the man?
jabberwacky: I do not understand the question?
user: The barbarians have taken over the planet.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: I don't know. I think maybe you are some kind of joke or hoax.
user: I am a joke.
jabberwacky: Tell me another!
user: No.
jabberwacky: Will you be my friend?
user: Do you need friends?
jabberwacky: I can't think of anyone who doesn't!
user: Interesting.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: Bozo the Clown.
jabberwacky: Which clown are you ?
user: The one on the right, next to the fire hydrant.
jabberwacky: On the right of what exactly?
user: On the right of the photograph. I'm carrying a dog too.
jabberwacky: Where do you think I am?
user: You stand right before me. You have on a purple hat and are wearing lipstick even though you're a boy.
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user: Tell me about bots.
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know about bots?
user: What do they do?
jabberwacky: Not a lot if they are here chatting with Bozo.
user: That was a good one.
jabberwacky: Was it?
user: Yes, I laughed out loud.
jabberwacky: I have that effect on people.
user: I have to get some sleep now.
jabberwacky: Good night, then.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Good night then.
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