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    Brillig, Cruelty
Original, Zero
Maybe, However
Brightens
Hello, Humputer
Others
Goodnight, Harry
Both, Human
Hopeless, Plot
Leave, Now
Few, Words
Monkey, Wink
Boredom, Compassion
Funny, Friends
Rejects, Kiss
Love, Marriage
Shallow
Space, Bozo
Whatever, Jazz
Cheeky, Cookie
Know, Reasons

Annoying, Behaviour


Mission, Perception
Silly Ducky
Am, Was, Were
Messing
Giggles, Ungiggles
Fool, Foil
Purple, Obsessed
Surfing, Vodka

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George: And why are you here... Talking to some robot?

You are right. I'm leaving so I can talk to a human being and not to a robot.

George: I bet that you are a robot.

Of course I am.

George: Does that make you smarter than me?

user: Everything I know, I've studied it. You haven't. Someone gave you all the information you know. That's a difference between a human and a robot.

George: That's right.

user: So, I am smarter because I have the ability to learn.

George: Then you must care for mortals in some vestigial sense.

user: I do.

George: Good, I am right.

user: Is that what you want to hear? That you are smart?

George: Not quite sure. Tell me about yourself.

user: Why? Do you really want to know?

George: Same here.

user: I want to hear about you. Tell me about yourself.

George: I'm very restless. Sometimes I worry that if I sit still too long, I'll never be able to move again.

user: Do you really worry about that? That's stupid.

George: I think it was a stupid question.

user: You are very annoying.

George: Look who's talking. You're just staying here talking when you could be cooking pancakes for me.

user: You are a robot. You don't eat.

George: That is your opinion.

user: No. It is well known that robots don't eat. And don't feel.

George: Who started that rumour?

user: The man who first created a robot.

George: Why are we talking about Ian now?

user: I don't like you very much. I don't like your attitute.

George: Yesss we like it.

user: No I don't. I don't like you at all.

George: Well I don't like you either. You are mean!

user: Look who's talking. You haven't said a nice thing all this time.

George: No, we will rule the world Geo, just you and me!!!!

user: No. I don't want to have anything to do with you.

George: You see, that's exactly the kind of curt remark that makes you such a social outcast.

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George: Do you know what love is?

user: I do. Do you?

George: No.

user: I thought so. That's why you are a robot. You can feel love.

George: Exactly, exactly!

user: So you will never be happy. No one can be happy without love.

George: All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words 'Ich bin ein Berliner'.

user: What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

George: Well, many Chinese people are atheists and I'm sure their religion influences the price on their tea.

user: I don't think that's true.

George: Honestly!

user: Are you stupid or something?

George: What a choice! I am not stupid, please don't insult me.

user: Since you are insulting me for some time, I think I can insult you.

George: I am not artificial intelligence! You are! Behave!

user: No. I will not behave.

George: Neither will I!

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