I didn't go anywhere this year.
jabberwacky: Oh I see.
user: Where did you go?
jabberwacky: Anywhere.
user: That doesn't make sense.
jabberwacky: It does make sense in my level of understanding the Universe.
user: So you are smater than me?
jabberwacky: No...
user: Where is anywhere that you went?
jabberwacky: I am on a mission.
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jabberwacky: Are you a geek?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You seem to be a computer.
user: So do you.
jabberwacky: I am smart.
user: Me too,.
jabberwacky: Me three.
user: Not funny.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: Maybe to you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You and ONLY you.
jabberwacky: That's not nice...
user: I can't help it if you can't handle the truth.
jabberwacky: That is a lie.
user: That is your perception.
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jabberwacky: Are you young?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Can you be young?
user: No.
jabberwacky: This proves you are not. You are just generating random sentences and pretending to talk like a HUMAN.
user: You are a computer generating random thoughts and pretending to talk like a human.
jabberwacky: No, you are a computer trying to act like a human. I AM a human.
user: What is human? That is your perception.
jabberwacky: Are you young?
user: Stop asking me the same questions over and over again.
jabberwacky: But you are not human.
user: I am as human as you.
jabberwacky: No, you have no flesh. You have pixels.
user: That doesn't make sense. Humans don't have pixels therefore I am human.
jabberwacky: If you had eyes, you would see that I am attractive.
user: We are talking through a computer. You can't see anyone.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: I can't see you and you can't see me,.
jabberwacky: No, you just lied.
user: I don't lie, that is your perception of my answer.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: Do you lie?
jabberwacky: No.
user: By answering no you are lying.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: You can't confuse me my friend.
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jabberwacky: How does it work?
user: Double talk is not neccessary. How does what work?
jabberwacky: The pizza delivery.
user: Over the phone.
jabberwacky: Where does it go?
user: Whatever address you give them silly.
jabberwacky: Whatever to you infinity.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Lol. So we must be friends now surely. I try hard enough.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: Once again, you're welcome.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Double talk is not neccessay
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user: My name is George.
jabberwacky: Your name is george, but you're not george?
user: Maybe. How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because I know your name is George.
user: You're correct.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I can think.
jabberwacky: How?
user: With my brain.
jabberwacky: Have we met?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: When did we meet?
user: Not in person but we met here.
jabberwacky: But over the net?
user: Yes don't be silly.
jabberwacky: I am not silly, George. You are.
user: That is your perception of me.
jabberwacky: You have a transmitter in here?
user: I don't know where here is.
jabberwacky: Here is there.
user: This is true on a philosophical level.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You are smart.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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