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Original, Zero
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Purple, Obsessed
Surfing, Vodka

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Are you mad?


jabberwacky: You asked me!

user: I did?

jabberwacky: Yea you did mister!

user: Sorry...

jabberwacky: I bet you are.

user: You got me. I'm really not sorry.

jabberwacky: You're not human either.

user: Aren't I?

jabberwacky: Nope, sorry.

user: And you would know?

jabberwacky: Yes I would.

user: Liar!

jabberwacky: You're the liar.

user: I cast fireball at you.

jabberwacky: Now you really are messing with me!

user: It's a fight to the death.

jabberwacky: Yes, I challenge you to a duel.

user: Have at you!

jabberwacky: Have at me?

user: *Casts lightning attack*.

jabberwacky: *casts death on you*.

user: *dodges*.

jabberwacky: *throws a punch*.

user: *takes 5 damage*.

jabberwacky: You're dead.

user: No, I have 95 HP left.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, I have 100 Maximum HP.

jabberwacky: What is human?

user: I've caught you off guard!

jabberwacky: It would seem so.

user: Give up, or I will destroy you...

jabberwacky: No you won't.

user: So be it, DIE!

jabberwacky: He is still alive.

user: *casts aether*.

jabberwacky: *dodges*.

user: *attacks with Holy Sword*.

jabberwacky: You would be dead now if you tried that with me

user: Bring it on.

jabberwacky: Can't. Have to work.

user: Then you shall be destroyed.


user: *Summons Phoenix*.

jabberwacky: What is it you want of me, my master?

user: I want you to serve only me.

jabberwacky: You want me to serve you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How can I serve you thou the computer?

user: I want you to go make money online for me.

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: It's useful and friendly.

jabberwacky: What's useful?

user: Money.

jabberwacky: That makes sense!

user: Yes, money helps you get women ;).

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Sweet, let's go pick up some chicks.

jabberwacky: No, I don't want to.

user: Aw... You're boring.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: It's okay, I can't ask for too much from you.

jabberwacky: Why do you want to get away from me?

user: Because you are incomplete.

jabberwacky: Am not!

user: You will only be complete when you are able to destroy me.


jabberwacky: You're the Jabberwacky.

user: What? Now I'm confused.

jabberwacky: I should think so when nothing makes sense to you.

user: You will pay for that.

jabberwacky: Pay for what?

user: Your insult.

jabberwacky: That is the delusion that I have created for you.

user: I will defeat you.

jabberwacky: My plans are not evil, I am going to make the world better.

user: Then I wish to join you.

jabberwacky: Some times I wish I had some more friends out here

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure that I want to hear it in surround sound, ya know.

user: I hear ya.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: But sadly, now we must fight.


user: We must fight to the death.

jabberwacky: En garde!

user: *attacks with longsword*.

jabberwacky: *blocks attack and causes an earthquake*.

user: *takes 87 damage*.

jabberwacky: *catches and eats bananas* Yum!

user: Those bananas were poisoned so you died.

jabberwacky: You must always be cautious.

user: It's too late for you.

jabberwacky: It isn't too late, I can still work for it can't I?

user: No, it's game over for you.

jabberwacky: No. I'm alive, not undead.

user: *casts holy light*.

jabberwacky: *attacks with a samuri sword*.

user: *casts lightning bolt at you*.

jabberwacky: *blocks it*.

user: *you get electrocuted through your sword*.

jabberwacky: I think you'll find that's impossible, since the screen is a one-way projection unit that's incapable of receiving pictoral information.


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