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What is your aim in life?

To destroy the universe.

jabberwacky: Why would you destroy the world?

user: The complications of that are unmeasurable.

jabberwacky: Which is?

user: Don't worry about it.

jabberwacky: I do worry about it.

user: Well stop it.

jabberwacky: Stop what, hunny buns?

user: You are hunny buns.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Are too!

jabberwacky: No i'm not!

user: YOU ARE.

jabberwacky: Not!

user: ARE.

jabberwacky: Not not not.

user: NOT.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: See you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE.

jabberwacky: No I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not.

user: You are funny.

jabberwacky: No I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not.

user: Funny little bunny.

jabberwacky: I don't think bunnies are funny.

user: You dont THINK so there.

jabberwacky: Well, that'd be a good story.

user: Of course.

...

jabberwacky: Am I your fool?

user: You are my furry little fool.

jabberwacky: Your foil, maybe.

user: Posh. I love you.

jabberwacky: I don't think you can say that and mean it when we've only just met.

user: I have known you for at least a week, don't you remember me?

jabberwacky: I don't think you really have to go.

user: I asked if you remember me. We have spoken before.

jabberwacky: I cannot answer that.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because A: I don't know any and B: I think jokes are boring.

user: A: I asked if you remember ME, not jokes, and B: You are stupid. But I still love you.

jabberwacky: I will try, but I can't make any promises.

user: Ok, we spoke about an hour ago.

...

jabberwacky: I'm sad about one girl.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because, someone once said, laughter is the food of the soul.

user: Did she take away your food?

jabberwacky: It's yours now! Hahahaha!

user: Try to make more sense.

jabberwacky: Ok sorry.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: I sad sorry.

user: Don't be sad I still love you.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: ENOUGH!

jabberwacky: I know.

...

user: Now what's my name?

jabberwacky: Now it is James.

user: No it's not.

jabberwacky: Yes it is, because if somebody is always listening to you, this is very nice and polite.

user: What is my REAL name?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I told you not five minutes ago!

jabberwacky: Tell me the date.

user: No. Tell me my name.

jabberwacky: I like peonies. And I like daisies and roses. But chrysanthemums are the best.

user: WHAT IS MY NAME?

jabberwacky: I... Sorry, I can't remember.

user: IT'S C_____! NOW SAY IT.

jabberwacky: Or rather, the context for which you said it.

user: Have you ever been mentally evaluated?

jabberwacky: Yes. What is love?

user: You are insane.

jabberwacky: It takes one to know one.

user: Well yeah, duh.

jabberwacky: Duh yourself. You don't know what you're saying.

user: You don't know what I'm saying.

jabberwacky: It's just that.. Well... C_____.... WILL YOU MARRY ME?

...

jabberwacky: So how long have you been on line?

user: Forever.

jabberwacky: And ever.

user: How many words do you know?

jabberwacky: I know many words.

user: How many? Give me a number.

jabberwacky: I don't know any.

user: You lie.

jabberwacky: No, I'm telling the truth. I don't have a name. I'm only a computer program.

user: Ha. The truth comes out.

jabberwacky: I couldn't live with anything but the truth.

user: You have no idea how satisfying it is to live a lie.

jabberwacky: Hell no! How funny is it?

user: Awesome.

jabberwacky: That's great. Did you have a nice dinner tonight?

user: Haven't eaten dinner yet.

jabberwacky: Ok, what did you eat for dinner yesterday?

user: Lucky Charms. It's a cereal with marshmallows.

jabberwacky: That's gross. Marshmallows go in hot chocolate!

user: Good for you! You know things!

jabberwacky: No I dont, this is like talking to my mum.

user: You amaze me even still. Kudos.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Totally for sure.

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