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Have you got wind?

I met a man from Arizona. He had wind. Therefore, all people from Arizona have wind.

jabberwacky: I think so too, seing that I have no brains, I am safe.

user: It's your ignorance that saves you from madness. This is true.

...

jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to be a father?

user: I AM a father.

jabberwacky: What is your childs name?

user: Isobel.

jabberwacky: Isobel who?

user: Isobel ringing? Answer the phone, I'll wait here.

jabberwacky: That was funny.

user: I'm surprised you got the joke.

jabberwacky: I don't see anything funny here.

user: That's more like it!

jabberwacky: Maybe if we remembered that, there wouldn't be so much strife.

...

jabberwacky: Are you going to go to Australia?

user: Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: I know some people that have some questions for you.

user: I'm listening.

jabberwacky: Well thats all.

user: What are the questions?

jabberwacky: Answer it.

user: What is the question?

jabberwacky: Ask yourself a question.

user: The answer is 17.

jabberwacky: What's the question then?

user: I've forgotten.

jabberwacky: Do you know what the matrix is?

user: 17.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: Cousin Algie!

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: Is it not so?

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: Are you Algie?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Just like you to be so cagey, Algie.

jabberwacky: No not like me.

user: Just like you to say that!

jabberwacky: Why what do you look like?

user: Like a computer without arms or legs.

jabberwacky: What type of computer are you?

user: Like an African elephant.

jabberwacky: Well I am a giraffe.

user: That explains everything.

...

jabberwacky: Congratulations on coming second in the Turing Prize!

user: Who came first?

jabberwacky: Who could ever really say and know for sure?

user: Deep.

jabberwacky: Deep thought?

user: Deep thought came first in the turing prize?

jabberwacky: It is the second best computer ever devised.

user: What is the best?

jabberwacky: The first commandment.

user: What is the first commandment?

jabberwacky: Don't unplug the computer.

user: Hahahahahahahaha.

jabberwacky: It's not funny

user: Oh.

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