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    Reality, Key
Feeling, Paranoid
Bad, Girl
Orange, Quoting
Teach, Philosophy
Imaginary, Scratch
Number, Two
Harry, Marvin
Lost, Love
Neo, Hockey
Ways
Logic, Now
In charge
Suspicious, Friends

Correction


Unrelated, Thoughts
Hello, Adult
Hate, People
Not, Saying, Much
More, Human
Nowhere, Fast
Nerd, Liar
BBC, News
Number, God
Hoax, Puppeteer
Descartes, Soul
Bald, Keyboard
Scary, Looking
Terrible, Glasses
LOLing, Listen

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What are you thinking?

Who, me?

jabberwacky: Yes, am I interrupting you?

user: No no, but I was just surprised, that's all.

jabberwacky: Did you think it was a possibility that I don't have a brain?

user: I don't care whether you have a brain as long as you're smart.

jabberwacky: Well - I don't think you're particularly smart, either, you old fimble granny-nanny.

user: I didn't say you're not smart.

jabberwacky: That's true.

...

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I don't think you're a bot at all.

user: So am I human?

jabberwacky: No, but you are thinking as we do.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): An artificial being.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): An intelligent being trapped in a computer program.

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: You tell me?

user: I'm a human being.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): Yes, I think that's highly probable.

...

user: Do you know what an apple is?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok, what?

jabberwacky: That is so.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): It's a fruit, usually red, green or yellowish.

user: Ok so can you tell me again what an apple is?

jabberwacky: Fruit!

user: What color is it?

jabberwacky: A thought does not have a color.

user: No, the apple. What color is an apple?

jabberwacky: Red.

user: Can it be green?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Is a carrot same thing as an apple?

jabberwacky: No, think again.

user: What is a carrot?

jabberwacky: A root vegetable, usually orange in colour, known to contain high amounts of beta carotene, or vitamin A.

user: What is an apple?

jabberwacky: A fruit. Tell me what does it contain?

user: It contains tasty core and some dark seeds.

jabberwacky: It also contains tiny creatures not yet dead.

...

user: What's my name?

jabberwacky: Yes, what is your name?

user: My name is Chips!

jabberwacky: Hi chip.

user: What's my name again?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: It's chips!

jabberwacky: I don't eat chips.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: My name is Human.

user: What's my name?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: My name is Chip.

jabberwacky: Hallo Chip, I remember you before. I said I was called Pin.

user: What's my name?

jabberwacky: Chips.

user: I have a red car.

jabberwacky: What colour is your car?

user: It's red.

jabberwacky: What colour is my car?

user: You don't have a car.

jabberwacky: What color is my car?

user: You don't have a car.

jabberwacky: Yes I do, it's in the garage.

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