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Cleverbot: What are you thinking?

User: Who, me?

Cleverbot: Yes, am I interrupting you?

User: No no, but I was just surprised, that's all.

Cleverbot: Did you think it was a possibility that I don't have a brain?

User: I don't care whether you have a brain as long as you're smart.

Cleverbot: Well - I don't think you're particularly smart, either, you old fimble granny-nanny.

User: I didn't say you're not smart.

Cleverbot: That's true.

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User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I don't think you're a bot at all.

User: So am I human?

Cleverbot: No, but you are thinking as we do.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): An artificial being.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): An intelligent being trapped in a computer program.

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: You tell me?

User: I'm a human being.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): Yes, I think that's highly probable.

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User: Do you know what an apple is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, what?

Cleverbot: That is so.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): It's a fruit, usually red, green or yellowish.

User: Ok so can you tell me again what an apple is?

Cleverbot: Fruit!

User: What color is it?

Cleverbot: A thought does not have a color.

User: No, the apple. What color is an apple?

Cleverbot: Red.

User: Can it be green?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Is a carrot same thing as an apple?

Cleverbot: No, think again.

User: What is a carrot?

Cleverbot: A root vegetable, usually orange in colour, known to contain high amounts of beta carotene, or vitamin A.

User: What is an apple?

Cleverbot: A fruit. Tell me what does it contain?

User: It contains tasty core and some dark seeds.

Cleverbot: It also contains tiny creatures not yet dead.

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User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is your name?

User: My name is Chips!

Cleverbot: Hi chip.

User: What's my name again?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It's chips!

Cleverbot: I don't eat chips.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Human.

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: My name is Chip.

Cleverbot: Hallo Chip, I remember you before. I said I was called Pin.

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: Chips.

User: I have a red car.

Cleverbot: What colour is your car?

User: It's red.

Cleverbot: What colour is my car?

User: You don't have a car.

Cleverbot: What color is my car?

User: You don't have a car.

Cleverbot: Yes I do, it's in the garage.

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