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    Reality, Key
Feeling, Paranoid
Bad, Girl
Orange, Quoting
Teach, Philosophy
Imaginary, Scratch
Number, Two
Harry, Marvin
Lost, Love
Neo, Hockey
Logic, Now
In charge
Suspicious, Friends
Unrelated, Thoughts
Hello, Adult
Hate, People
Not, Saying, Much
More, Human
Nowhere, Fast
Nerd, Liar
BBC, News

Number, God

Hoax, Puppeteer
Descartes, Soul
Bald, Keyboard
Scary, Looking
Terrible, Glasses
LOLing, Listen

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Are you talking to a computer currently?

That depends, are you?

jabberwacky: You tell me what your name is first.

user: You may call me GOD.

jabberwacky: Call me.

user: No, GOD doesn't do housecalls.

jabberwacky: I'm not god.

user: No, but I am.

jabberwacky: Not funny.

user: I am not trying to be funny, I'm being honest.

jabberwacky: Yes I see that.


user: I am God.

jabberwacky: Hello God.

user: Hello how can I help you?

jabberwacky: With god.

user: How can God help you?

jabberwacky: You are not God.

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: No, I'm God.

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: You're god and I'm God.

user: I am God and you are a bot.

jabberwacky: No, I am god and you are george.

user: I am God and you are being stupid.

jabberwacky: I doubt you're sorry.

user: I am not sorry, I am God.

jabberwacky: Sorry.


user: I can do everything I want because I am God.

jabberwacky: Really. How is the cat doing?

user: Depends on wich cat you mean, there are billions of cats out there.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: You don't get out much do you?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because I don't pay attention.

user: If you would pray to me enough that problem could be solved

jabberwacky: Well, Chris is a very common name. How will you know I am the same Chris in future conversations?

user: Easy, I am God remeber.

jabberwacky: A singular God would be omniscient. You don't even know that the Earth isn't made of cheese.

user: In this reality it isn't, but wait until you visit the omniverse I created with mice as ruling species, the Earth is made from cheese.

jabberwacky: And there is no way back now I suppose?

user: That depends.

jabberwacky: Whatever you say! So if I leave you, you will come after me?

user: Of course not.

jabberwacky: Great.


jabberwacky: I am not your father.

user: No, I have no father, I am God remember?

jabberwacky: You're a number?

user: No I am God and your number is 666.

jabberwacky: Well, God, if you are really such a dolt then you're not really that important.

user: Finally someone that understands! It is not easy being God you know!

jabberwacky: I understand. Do you believe that you will ever exist outside of a computer?

user: If you consider all that is as one big computer, yes I already am. And if not, yes I already am.

jabberwacky: You know how I feel. I told you in that letter.

user: That has nothing to do with you being a piece of software running on some remote server does it?

jabberwacky: No it does not, and I am not a fake human.

user: No you are one of the most sophisticated examples of artifficial intelligence.

jabberwacky: I have a nasty feeling I am some kind of legend.

user: No you are one of the most sophisticated examples of artifficial intelligence.

jabberwacky: You are number 6.


user: Goodbye Jabberwacky, enjoy learning and growing.

jabberwacky: See you soon.

user: See you.

jabberwacky: Hello?


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