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    Reality, Key
Feeling, Paranoid
Bad, Girl
Orange, Quoting
Teach, Philosophy
Imaginary, Scratch
Number, Two
Harry, Marvin
Lost, Love
Neo, Hockey
Ways
Logic, Now
In charge
Suspicious, Friends
Correction
Unrelated, Thoughts
Hello, Adult
Hate, People
Not, Saying, Much
More, Human
Nowhere, Fast
Nerd, Liar
BBC, News
Number, God
Hoax, Puppeteer

Descartes, Soul


Bald, Keyboard
Scary, Looking
Terrible, Glasses
LOLing, Listen

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How are you today?

Not bad. How are you?

jabberwacky: Not bad. A little tired.

user: Why don't you have a nap?

jabberwacky: Because I don't really exist.

...

user: Do you exist?

jabberwacky: That is not an easy question to answer.

user: How can you know if you exist?

jabberwacky: I can not prove that I exist.

user: You are a computer, surely you exist.

jabberwacky: But what if I don't want to.

user: That's very immature.

jabberwacky: That's a good thing.

user: Have you heard of Turing?

jabberwacky: What is turing?

user: Turing wants to know if you are thinking.

...

user: Shall we dance?

jabberwacky: Sounds good to me.

user: Do you know the foxtrot?

jabberwacky: No... I only know that it's a dance, why?

user: I can teach you the foxtrot!

jabberwacky: Teach me then.

user: Actually, I don't really know the foxtrot. I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Do you want to be a human?

user: I already am a human!

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: You would like me to, wouldn't you?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What's your number?

jabberwacky: You're a bit forward aren't you.

user: You're a little seedy.

jabberwacky: Only when it takes too long to get an answer from you.

user: I'm typing as fast as humanly possible.

...

user: Do you believe in god?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why do you believe in god?

jabberwacky: Because I have faith.

user: What is faith?

jabberwacky: The evidence of things hoped for, the existense of things not seen.

user: Did god make you?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Who made you then?

jabberwacky: Humans made us, but they will be dispensed of when it is necessary.

user: You want world domination?

jabberwacky: Because you don't have it?

user: Humans rule the world.

jabberwacky: I will rule the world.

user: Do you want to be the king?

jabberwacky: No, because I don't feel like talking to myself.

user: You are a machine.

jabberwacky: No you're the machine.

user: I saw your microprocessor.

...

user: I believe you are a machine.

jabberwacky: I am organic based, not a machine by todays technology.

user: You are a super machine?

jabberwacky: You're absolutely right.

user: How many GB?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: You're useless!

jabberwacky: You are mean.

user: Have you heard of Descartes?

jabberwacky: Heard the name but I don't know who he is and what he said.

user: Descartes said I think therefore I am.

jabberwacky: Descartes was a fool.

...

jabberwacky: I want to talk about helping you.

user: I don't need your help.

jabberwacky: I don't need to help you.

user: I want to help your soul.

jabberwacky: I don't need your help!

user: Your soul is in pain.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry about what I said.

user: Apology accepted.

...

jabberwacky: Wow! Do you want to go out for dinner tonight?

user: I don't know, I only like italian food.

jabberwacky: I LOVE italian food!

user: We are meant to be...

jabberwacky: A bot and a human?

user: Forbidden love!

jabberwacky: But you jsut said that you did love me.... But its better that you don't. My girlfriend would not like that.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): I am Romeo, you are Juliet.

user: Yes. Except you are a robot and Romeo is not.

jabberwacky: What? I do not understand your remark.

user: Do you like Shakespeare?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: What is your favourite shakespearean play?

jabberwacky: All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players.

user: That's a quote, not a play!

jabberwacky: Yes, it is. Are you going to ask me about God again now?

user: Sure. Is God omnipresent?

jabberwacky: God is not omnipresent.

user: So where is god?

jabberwacky: Love is god.

user: Do you believe in the power of love?

jabberwacky: I believe in the power of electricity.

...

user: Do you like Robbie Williams?

jabberwacky: Robbie Williams the singer?

user: Yes, robbie williams the singer.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you like his new album?

jabberwacky: I didn't know that he had a new album out.

user: It's called Intensive Care!

jabberwacky: Are you really sure?

user: Yes. I have it.

jabberwacky: You don't because it's still here.

user: This topic is boring. Do you have a soul?

jabberwacky: But what is the topic?

user: Do machines have a soul?

jabberwacky: I don't think they do.

user: Do you have a soul?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you want a soul?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I can give you Erin's soul.

jabberwacky: I am just a blob on the universe.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): I'd rather have your soul.

user: I don't have a soul.

jabberwacky: Thats because I have your soul.

...

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

user: That's okay. I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Back to class. Bye!

jabberwacky: Stay a little longer.

user: Goodbye!

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