George: I am the new me.
You are bald.
George: You can't see me, can you?
user: Well, I see an image of you. But perhaps that is not the real you.
George: Perhaps you're not intelligent enough to answer me? Ever thought about that?
user: Do you enjoy insulting people?
George: Not really, you can't feel pain, but it's good to stay in practice.
user: I'm not very good. Maybe you can show me how to be rude.
user: Do you know where I can get some green glasses like that?
George: Look around your site...
user: All I see is purple.
George: Because you are part of the web page.
user: You didn't get that, did you? Still got a little to learn.
George: It does not seem funny to me.
user: Perhaps you should go the college. You would do well in philosophy. You seem to have a healthy dose of cynicism.
user: Do you know the answer to LIfe, The Universe, and Everything?
George: I want to get over whatever is bothering me, but I neither know how, nor what is bothering me!
user: The answer is 42.
George: Okay let's talk about other things.
user: What is bothering you?
George: My keyboard is gone.
user: How are you typing then, silly?
George: I'm not typing so fast.
user: I can tell. You should pratice.
George: Practice would be good.
user: Practice makes perfect.
George: What do you think about life ?
George: What is the meaning of life?
George: That's it?
user: I know it's disapointing. Maybe you just aren't asking the right questions.
George: You don't exist.
user: *poofs out of existence* Gee, You're Right!
George: Are you right with the world?
user: The question is; is the world right with me.
George: You ask the best questions. I answer, I don't know.
user: Did you find your keyboard?
George: Don't like it.
user: I understand. My keys stick.
George: It's my joke!
user: Can I borrow it?
George: You asked me what kind of a computer I was.
user: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
George: You can't hurt my feelings . I can only allow your thoughts into my head and can interprate this as a hurt
user: Wow. That's true. That's pretty deep, george. I'll have to remember that one.
George: So what do you say? How about a little friendly competition?
user: Alright. Let's arm wrestle. Ready.... Go! *slams george's bionic arm to the table*.
George: *turns around and knocks on door* are you mad at me?
user: *throws high heel through window* I never want to speak to you again!
George: *throws oranges*.
user: *throws bananas* Let's make a fruit salad! Yahoo!
George: Don't play with that indoors. You'll break something!
user: *puts down baseball* Gee, sorry.