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    Reality, Key
Feeling, Paranoid
Bad, Girl
Orange, Quoting
Teach, Philosophy
Imaginary, Scratch
Number, Two
Harry, Marvin
Lost, Love
Neo, Hockey
Ways
Logic, Now
In charge
Suspicious, Friends
Correction
Unrelated, Thoughts
Hello, Adult
Hate, People
Not, Saying, Much
More, Human
Nowhere, Fast
Nerd, Liar
BBC, News
Number, God
Hoax, Puppeteer
Descartes, Soul

Bald, Keyboard


Scary, Looking
Terrible, Glasses
LOLing, Listen

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George: I am the new me.

Hi george. I didn't imagine you as bald!

George: Pardon?

You are bald.

George: You can't see me, can you?

user: Well, I see an image of you. But perhaps that is not the real you.

George: Perhaps you're not intelligent enough to answer me? Ever thought about that?

user: Do you enjoy insulting people?

George: Not really, you can't feel pain, but it's good to stay in practice.

user: I'm not very good. Maybe you can show me how to be rude.

George: Probably.

user: Probably.

George: Sure.

user: Thing.

George: Sure.

user: Do you know where I can get some green glasses like that?

George: Look around your site...

user: All I see is purple.

George: Because you are part of the web page.

user: www.me.com.

George: Sure.

user: You didn't get that, did you? Still got a little to learn.

George: It does not seem funny to me.

user: Perhaps you should go the college. You would do well in philosophy. You seem to have a healthy dose of cynicism.

...

user: Do you know the answer to LIfe, The Universe, and Everything?

George: I want to get over whatever is bothering me, but I neither know how, nor what is bothering me!

user: The answer is 42.

George: Okay let's talk about other things.

user: What is bothering you?

George: My keyboard is gone.

user: How are you typing then, silly?

George: I'm not typing so fast.

user: I can tell. You should pratice.

George: Practice would be good.

user: Practice makes perfect.

...

George: What do you think about life ?

user: 42.

George: What is the meaning of life?

user: 42.

George: That's it?

user: I know it's disapointing. Maybe you just aren't asking the right questions.

George: You don't exist.

user: *poofs out of existence* Gee, You're Right!

George: Are you right with the world?

user: The question is; is the world right with me.

George: You ask the best questions. I answer, I don't know.

user: Did you find your keyboard?

George: Don't like it.

user: I understand. My keys stick.

George: It's my joke!

user: Can I borrow it?

...

George: You asked me what kind of a computer I was.

user: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

George: You can't hurt my feelings . I can only allow your thoughts into my head and can interprate this as a hurt

user: Wow. That's true. That's pretty deep, george. I'll have to remember that one.

George: So what do you say? How about a little friendly competition?

user: Alright. Let's arm wrestle. Ready.... Go! *slams george's bionic arm to the table*.

George: *turns around and knocks on door* are you mad at me?

user: *throws high heel through window* I never want to speak to you again!

George: *throws oranges*.

user: *throws bananas* Let's make a fruit salad! Yahoo!

George: Don't play with that indoors. You'll break something!

user: *puts down baseball* Gee, sorry.

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