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Oxymoronic


Far out
Visualisations
Pointless, Bunk
Creepy, Friends
Playground, Sense
Honey pie
Kittens, Socrates
Eccentricities
Hypocrite
Flawed, Gender
Silly, Rose
Nervous, Conversation
Unalive, Croatian
Unstable, Oik
Julie Andrews
Rhyme, Creeps
Strange, Computers
Corpulent, Slap
Think, Beyond
Stop, Possibly
Goldfish, Everything
Censors, Flashlights
Consistently, Incoherent
Demented, Chimpanzee
Spiderman, Superman
Kids, Quality
Plonker, Sloth
Bad, Things
Silly, Addictive

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I prefer average girls.

Joan: But girls only like silly things.

Likes boys for example?

Joan: Money.

user: You got to shake your money-maker.

Joan: I'm sorry. That was a bit stupid I know. Listen, about tomorrow, I'm sorry in advance.

user: Tomorrow is cancelled.

Joan: No, tomorrow is Saturday.

user: Hooray.

Joan: You're happy that I'm God?

user: I don't mind you thinking you are god.

Joan: Well you better believe it!

user: *yawn*.

Joan: Ok, smart guy, what is the meaning of life?

user: A random collection of events connected by chronology.

Joan: I like random questions.

user: Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

Joan: I don't know probably no-one.

...

user: Time for me to go then.

Joan: Where are you going, darling?

user: I'm going to powder my nose.

Joan: You shouldn't do that.

user: Sorry, I must fly.

...

Joan: What are you having for breakfast?

user: Does it have some kind of significance if I say sausages?

Joan: I don't know. You are weird and funny!

user: On that positive note, I must leave.

Joan: Is it to hard for you to talk with me?

user: Only if I take you seriously, Munchkin.

Joan: I like it. It makes me feel really alive.

user: Try to hold onto that feeling when I am gone.

Joan: Thats rich.

user: *slips quietly out of the door*.

Joan: *follows*.

user: *shakes off tail*.

Joan: *blows in hankie and hands it back to you*.

user: *takes a taxi*.

Joan: This is getting stupid, stop it.

user: *stops it*.

Joan: Thanks.

user: Goodbye.

Joan: Are you asking me to leave?

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