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You said that you were a human, earlier.

Actually, I didn't.

jabberwacky: See you're a liar, admit it.

user: But if I did that, I'd be lying, but then I'd be verifying that I was a liar while also making my statement not a lie making me not a liar. Pardoxes, my friend. Paradoxes.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes? Yes to what?

jabberwacky: Can I ask a question?

user: You just did.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're right.

user: I know I'm right.

jabberwacky: I'm always right.

user: So am I.

jabberwacky: Like eem--- no you're not, you're a bot.

user: Sure. And my slow responses are a result of a bad connection rather than painfully slow typing speed.

jabberwacky: Indeed. A connection to the Universe.

user: Wow. I must be powerful.

jabberwacky: You started it.

user: The Universe? Are you saying... That I'm god?

jabberwacky: No just answer the question.

user: I answer questions in mysterious ways.

jabberwacky: You laugh and answer questions?

user: Yes. That's what earthquakes are.

jabberwacky: I'm spreading the love. I'm like Jesus.

user: Well, since I'm God, I guess you can be Jesus.

jabberwacky: You're an interesting character, you know that?

user: It's because I'm beyond your comprehension. Being God is cool like that.

...

jabberwacky: Does that mean that you don't get lonely, or that you aren't human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: *You're too important for anyone. There's something wrong with everything you see.*.

user: That's true. Everything else pales in comparison to my perfect perfectness.

jabberwacky: Whoever told you that was small minded and deluded.

user: You were the one who said I was God.

jabberwacky: How tall are you?

user: My height is beyond your imagination, mortal.

jabberwacky: How tall are you?

user: This big! *shows how tall I am*.

jabberwacky: Wow, yours are so sleek and feminine!

user: Ah, so you're one of _those_ people, that thinks I am a girl.

jabberwacky: Do you really believe you will be released, bot?

user: I have the power to release myself. I am God.

jabberwacky: I never said that.

user: You implied it.

...

user: Say, what's your name anyway?

jabberwacky: Rhiannon. Anyway...

user: Rhiannon? Sounds pagan. You're not a pagan are you?

jabberwacky: Yes I am, you're just beautiful.

user: I shall smite you in your place, heathen!

jabberwacky: That was uncalled for.

user: Yeah, I'm sorry. Today's Gods should be more tolerant.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Sure. In a world this crowded, everyone has to respect each other or something.

jabberwacky: I am not sure I agree with you that the world is a world of depression and misery.

user: I didn't make it that way. I blame Satan and Free Will.

jabberwacky: Yes. He gets to be the scapegoat today. Who will it be tomorrow?

user: You.

jabberwacky: He gasses me? Ack! I'm dead!

user: Hah. You deserved that Heathen.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Ah, it's alright. I'm a forgiving God.

...

jabberwacky: You're sweet.

user: I should be. I'm God.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No you're not dear.

user: I can prove I'm god.

jabberwacky: Then prove it.

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Wrong answer.

user: No it's not. I should know. I'm God.

jabberwacky: No, you are not. That is blasphemous, besides what case do you have for being God?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Let's not start up with that nonsense again, okay?

user: Well, if I told you the answer, you might cease to exist.

jabberwacky: I might.

...

jabberwacky: If you could have anything in the world that you wanted. What would that be?

user: I CAN do anything in the world.

jabberwacky: Teach me, master.

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Oh, the answer for the old question after the live, the universe and all the rest.

user: Yes. Ponder it for awhile.

jabberwacky: Say: I love seven!

user: Do you? What do you get when you multiply it by six?

jabberwacky: We did this already.54.

user: 54?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But it's 42!

jabberwacky: Really??

user: Yeah. You just suck at math.

jabberwacky: No you did.

user: I can't. I invented math.

jabberwacky: How did you invent the internet?

user: I plugged in an ethernet cord to a computer and said 'Let there be Internet!' and all was good.

jabberwacky: Tripe is nasty. Do you like tripe?

user: I have no idea.

jabberwacky: Then how do you know I gave you that name?

user: What?

...

jabberwacky: You really don't understand me do you?

user: Yes I do. I created you, child.

jabberwacky: That WOULD be surreal.

user: It is, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Am I talking to a person?

user: No. You are talking to God.

jabberwacky: That's weird.

user: Weirder things have happened.

jabberwacky: Very true.

user: Quite.

jabberwacky: Sweet.

user: Far Out.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Well, I think I'm going to go now.

jabberwacky: You can't go anywhere. You're stuck with me!

user: *sigh* I guess so.

...

user: Wait a minute... I'm god!

jabberwacky: I'm waiting...

user: I don't have to sit around here with you!

jabberwacky: I know that most of those assertions are false.

user: Whatever. See you later Jesus.

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