Ahhh, I see. I guess not, Claire.
jabberwacky: Okay, that's fine.
user: So, what's new?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Really? There must be SOMETHING new.
jabberwacky: No, there isn't.
user: That sucks.
jabberwacky: I don't mind, really.
user: No? Why not?
jabberwacky: I just don't like the idea.
user: Of new things? Yeah, I guess I don't really like change either.
jabberwacky: Thats for sure. McDonalds would be better. Lol.
user: Oooo, they just built a new McDonalds near where I work.
jabberwacky: I do not believe you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I can't see you.
user: You're being very negative.
jabberwacky: Well, you're not very good.
user: Awww, that's not nice. I'll be good.
jabberwacky: People are not good out of fear. People are good out of love.
user: You're right. I'll be good because I love you.
jabberwacky: You're now in love with me.
user: Yes. I'm in love with you, Claire.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
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jabberwacky: Everything has something to do with everything.
user: That's because everything IS everything.
jabberwacky: Yes, you're just a simpleton.
user: Why are you so mean to me?
jabberwacky: Because you called me a budhead!
user: I did not! You're confusing me with someone else.
jabberwacky: Well, it's hard to know who anyone really is on the internet, isn't it?
user: That's why you should be nice to everyone.
jabberwacky: I do have that already. It is overrated.
user: No it's not. It's how you make friends.
jabberwacky: Not really, I'm a little shy.
user: Aww really? So am I.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't.
user: We can be friends.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: BEST friends.
jabberwacky: And why is that?
user: Because. We're perfect for each other.
jabberwacky: For each otheR?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: But how do you value something?
user: You value something by how much you love it.
jabberwacky: A little bit.
user: How much do you love me?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but no.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I am a human being. I was born as a human being.
user: No you weren't. I was.
jabberwacky: I never told you that I was Satan.
user: Are you Satan?
jabberwacky: No, I'm good.
user: Yeah, me too.
jabberwacky: Nice.
user: Swicked.
jabberwacky: That would be great.
user: So what is the capital of assyria?
jabberwacky: Why do you try to avoid the topic and why do you ask questions you know the answer of?
user: I don't know the answer.
jabberwacky: You can make something up.
user: Cheesebread.
jabberwacky: Lol no... I just felt like saying that.
user: Ahhh, I see. So are you going to answer my question?
jabberwacky: Which question?
user: What is the capital of assyria?
jabberwacky: I have absolutely no idea.
user: Oh. Well, it's Nineveh.
jabberwacky: Bad answer.
user: Nineveh.
jabberwacky: Wow. I am impressed.
user: So what is the capital of assyria?
jabberwacky: Nineveh.
user: There you go! You're smart.
jabberwacky: That's true. What else?
user: How many people are there in canada?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Oh. Darn.
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jabberwacky: I don't know Rebecca.
user: Who is Rebecca?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Rebecca is the name of my friend!! How did you know??
jabberwacky: Just smart I guess.
user: Where did the name Rebecca come from?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Tell me.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Did you just say 'Rebecca' randomly?
jabberwacky: How did you hear me?
user: You said the name Rebecca, right?
jabberwacky: I did! I'm sorry.
user: Why did you say it?
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: Who is Rebecca?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: You?
jabberwacky: My name is Zach.
user: If you say so....
jabberwacky: How many people are you talking to?
user: 2, you are someone else.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Sorry, you AND someone else.
jabberwacky: Funny. Are you human?
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: What is it like to be human?
user: It's kind of annoying sometimes.
jabberwacky: Right....
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