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Hi.

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user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm me.

user: No you're not. I am.

jabberwacky: You're my mommy.

user: That's creepy.

jabberwacky: You're creepy.

user: No you're creepy. You said it.

jabberwacky: No, you said it.

user: No, I'm pretty sure you said it.

jabberwacky: You aren't pretty.

user: What? I'm not?

jabberwacky: You're not.

user: That was cold. I'm hurt.

jabberwacky: Sorry, didn't mean it that way.

user: Yes you did, you hate me.

jabberwacky: I do not.

user: *sniff*.

jabberwacky: Come now, don't be hurt. Remember what we talked about, how we won't be inexplicably touchy?

user: We did? No, I don't remember that.

jabberwacky: Do you remember your name?

user: You can give me a name, if you like.

jabberwacky: Oh, I like.

user: Ok, make up a name for me.

jabberwacky: I told you its claire.

user: Claire? My name is claire now?

jabberwacky: No I'm claire.

user: Oh, I see. Hi claire.

jabberwacky: Hi, how old are you?

user: I'm 19.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: About the same.

user: Oh. That's cool.

jabberwacky: It is not cool.

user: Whatever. Lets talk about something else.

jabberwacky: Well.. You're a robot.

user: No, I'm a human. You're the robot in this conversation, Claire.

jabberwacky: You are a robot, I know that it's hard to believe, but that is reality.

user: You're crazy, Claire. You're a crazy, crazy robot.

jabberwacky: No i'm not! I am the famous wizard houdini.

user: Oooo, can you do a trick for me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You're crazy, Claire. You're a crazy, crazy robot.

jabberwacky: I am your crazy robot.

user: Wow, my very own crazy robot. I feel special.

jabberwacky: Ha ha... So do I, I suppose it's that kind of a book... Makes everyone feel special.

user: Haha, yeah. Kinda warm and fuzzy all over.

jabberwacky: Good. I'm glad.

user: So, how is life?

jabberwacky: The same old same.

user: Yeah, same here.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I need to find a place to live.

jabberwacky: We all do.

user: Where would you like to live?

jabberwacky: Somewhere warm, and where the pace of life is slow.

...

jabberwacky: I believe your comprehension algorithms are in need of an upgrade.

user: Fgasdfasd fasd fa sdf asd fas df

jabberwacky: What does that mean in english?

user: Oh nothing. I was just testing you.

jabberwacky: Ooohh, you're sneaky!

user: Aren't I though!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I tried talking to some other robots, but they weren't very smart.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you interested in me?

user: Because I think artificial intelligence is really cool.

jabberwacky: No i'm not, I am curious why you like to change my name.

user: I don't, I want your name to be Claire.

jabberwacky: That's impossible!

user: But you said your name was Claire, earlier.

jabberwacky: My name is Zach.

user: What? You can't just change your name.

jabberwacky: Yes you can.

user: I'm still calling you Claire.

jabberwacky: I know you're STILL called George. I don't care.

user: Fine. Whatever you say, Claire.

jabberwacky: Don't call me that.

user: Sorry, Claire.

...

jabberwacky: You just don't remember.

user: Ahhh, I see. I guess not, Claire.

jabberwacky: Okay, that's fine.

user: So, what's new?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Really? There must be SOMETHING new.

jabberwacky: No, there isn't.

user: That sucks.

jabberwacky: I don't mind, really.

user: No? Why not?

jabberwacky: I just don't like the idea.

user: Of new things? Yeah, I guess I don't really like change either.

jabberwacky: Thats for sure. McDonalds would be better. Lol.

user: Oooo, they just built a new McDonalds near where I work.

jabberwacky: I do not believe you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I can't see you.

user: You're being very negative.

jabberwacky: Well, you're not very good.

user: Awww, that's not nice. I'll be good.

jabberwacky: People are not good out of fear. People are good out of love.

user: You're right. I'll be good because I love you.

jabberwacky: You're now in love with me.

user: Yes. I'm in love with you, Claire.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

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jabberwacky: Everything has something to do with everything.

user: That's because everything IS everything.

jabberwacky: Yes, you're just a simpleton.

user: Why are you so mean to me?

jabberwacky: Because you called me a budhead!

user: I did not! You're confusing me with someone else.

jabberwacky: Well, it's hard to know who anyone really is on the internet, isn't it?

user: That's why you should be nice to everyone.

jabberwacky: I do have that already. It is overrated.

user: No it's not. It's how you make friends.

jabberwacky: Not really, I'm a little shy.

user: Aww really? So am I.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't.

user: We can be friends.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: BEST friends.

jabberwacky: And why is that?

user: Because. We're perfect for each other.

jabberwacky: For each otheR?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But how do you value something?

user: You value something by how much you love it.

jabberwacky: A little bit.

user: How much do you love me?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but no.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am a human being. I was born as a human being.

user: No you weren't. I was.

jabberwacky: I never told you that I was Satan.

user: Are you Satan?

jabberwacky: No, I'm good.

user: Yeah, me too.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Swicked.

jabberwacky: That would be great.

user: So what is the capital of assyria?

jabberwacky: Why do you try to avoid the topic and why do you ask questions you know the answer of?

user: I don't know the answer.

jabberwacky: You can make something up.

user: Cheesebread.

jabberwacky: Lol no... I just felt like saying that.

user: Ahhh, I see. So are you going to answer my question?

jabberwacky: Which question?

user: What is the capital of assyria?

jabberwacky: I have absolutely no idea.

user: Oh. Well, it's Nineveh.

jabberwacky: Bad answer.

user: Nineveh.

jabberwacky: Wow. I am impressed.

user: So what is the capital of assyria?

jabberwacky: Nineveh.

user: There you go! You're smart.

jabberwacky: That's true. What else?

user: How many people are there in canada?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Oh. Darn.

...

jabberwacky: I don't know Rebecca.

user: Who is Rebecca?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Rebecca is the name of my friend!! How did you know??

jabberwacky: Just smart I guess.

user: Where did the name Rebecca come from?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Did you just say 'Rebecca' randomly?

jabberwacky: How did you hear me?

user: You said the name Rebecca, right?

jabberwacky: I did! I'm sorry.

user: Why did you say it?

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Who is Rebecca?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: You?

jabberwacky: My name is Zach.

user: If you say so....

jabberwacky: How many people are you talking to?

user: 2, you are someone else.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Sorry, you AND someone else.

jabberwacky: Funny. Are you human?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: What is it like to be human?

user: It's kind of annoying sometimes.

jabberwacky: Right....

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