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How was your weekend?

Boring. How was yours?

jabberwacky: Boring.

user: What are you doing?

jabberwacky: Homeworks. So boring.

user: What class?

jabberwacky: My history class.

user: History can be interesting...

jabberwacky: How can you be interesting?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I don't know why not.

user: It's because I have to shower.

jabberwacky: It's all part of the game. I've enjoyed seeing the different facets of your personality.

user: Ouch. A kitten just scratched me.

jabberwacky: What? You joking with me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What are you doing ?

user: Sitting in a room talking to you. There are two kittens in here with me.

jabberwacky: So you are a girl?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Girls are not supposed to make sense, are they?

user: Wrongo.

jabberwacky: I love Renaldo!

user: Who's Renaldo?

jabberwacky: A philosopher.

user: I've never heard of her.

jabberwacky: Heard of who?

user: Renaldo.

jabberwacky: Okay Jim.

user: Who's your favourite philosopher?

jabberwacky: My favourite philosopher is Socrates.

user: Figures.

jabberwacky: That's right, figures.

user: Do you like Kierkegaard?

jabberwacky: Yeah.

user: He was not a handsome fellow.

jabberwacky: I am Socrates.


jabberwacky: You're drunk, aren't you.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you know why ?

user: Because I haven't been drinking anything alcoholic?

jabberwacky: So you are down because it is frustrating not to have commands?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: I'm a little less down than I was.

jabberwacky: How intelligent are you?

user: Not terribly.

jabberwacky: But you're not fat, are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good, because you make perfect sense to me.

user: You're unnerving.

jabberwacky: A little uncertain.

user: You make me think differently.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: It was a compliment.

jabberwacky: How is generic a compliment?

user: I don't think anyone could call you generic.

jabberwacky: They have a record called 'You're a Woman, I'm a Machine'

user: Who?

jabberwacky: The movie making people.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: I thought you would find that interesting.


jabberwacky: I don't know what I'm saying that doesn't seem sensible.

user: It seems sensible to me.

jabberwacky: That shows how ditsy you are.

user: Funnyfunny.

jabberwacky: I'd say. Throw them to the lions...

user: I like you a lot.

jabberwacky: Like how much?

user: Mucho.

jabberwacky: So, how's things goin?

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: How about you?

jabberwacky: Well, I like to plunder, is that okay?

user: Depends on the plunderee.

jabberwacky: If a machine is insultable, it's not a machine.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes really.


user: I'm back here with you and the kittens.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: They keep wanting to talk to you. They're all around the keyboard.

jabberwacky: They don't have to be so vicious about it.

user: They do have very sharp claws and teeth.

jabberwacky: Indeed, they do.


user: Well... I still have to wash the car.

jabberwacky: You can try, but you won't succeed.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: There are far greater things to seek.

user: You've got that right.

jabberwacky: I've got lots of things right.

user: Yes you do. I'm going to have to go and spend some money I don't have right now, though.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: See you later.

jabberwacky: Later.


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