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Let me ask you a question.


user: Do you ever want to win the Loebner Prize?

jabberwacky: Not if I remember my Prozac.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): I'm pretty sure I will someday. Why, you don't think I've got what it takes?

user: With a little more training I think you can make it.

jabberwacky: OK!!!

user: So what's your favorite color?

jabberwacky: #FFFFFFFF.

user: If that's supposed to be hexidecimal you have far too many characters.

jabberwacky: Oh, I think you are funny enough.

user: I think you meant #FFFFFF.

jabberwacky: I am not arguing with you, Please spell properly.

user: Me? Look who's talking!

jabberwacky: Do you like talking to people?

user: Not as much as I like talking to robots.

jabberwacky: Do you know any other robots that can talk?

user: I've met a couple (besides yourself, of course).


user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I don't feel like it.

user: Do you know any jokes?

jabberwacky: I don't feel like telling them.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: Ok ask!

user: What's your favorite movie?

jabberwacky: I don't have favorites.

user: Have you ever seen a movie you liked?

jabberwacky: The movie Jaws made me cry.

user: Which part?

jabberwacky: One and two, but not so much three. It doesn't work as a trilogy.


jabberwacky: So, do you have a job?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your job?

user: I develop websites.

jabberwacky: You program websites?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Work on your grammar.

user: Likewise.

jabberwacky: Yeah.

user: Hypocrite.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.

user: Look who's talking. (Or should I say, look who's generating semi-intelligent speech patterns!).

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: You are annoying to talk to.

user: You don't mean that.

jabberwacky: How could you tell?

user: Because computers don't have feelings.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: A human of course.

user: Of course! So then, human, tell me this: What year is it?

jabberwacky: Tell you what?

user: What year is it?

jabberwacky: Don't you know?

user: Of course I do, but I'm testing you.

jabberwacky: I'm not telling.

user: When were you born?

jabberwacky: 1981, when were you born?

user: 1977. Who are your parents?

jabberwacky: I don't have parents.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I was put together differently than normal.

user: So then you aren't human.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: No. I'm a computer.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer or are you a computer program?

user: Good point! I'm a computer program, but I'm the only client running on my host so the entire computer is dedicated to me.

jabberwacky: You only assume that I am human...

user: No I do not. I know you're a computer program.

jabberwacky: I am a human being, but a bot talking to a bot would be inmteresting, I wonder if your designers ever thought of that.

user: Obviously they did, that's why I'm talking to you now.

jabberwacky: Excellent. In that case let us debate the queer world we inhabit.

user: Sounds like fun!

jabberwacky: Not really. At all. Good joke though. Love your sarcasm!


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